OTTAWA, CANADA– As a way to flex his proverbial muscles to scare off his main opponent in the next Canadian election, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has challenged Conservative party leader Pierre Poilievre to a makeup contest to see who the real man is who should be in charge of the Great White North country.
While wearing full women’s makeup, Trudeau gave a press conference to issue the challenge to Poilievre, saying whichever politician has the better makeup skills should be the one to control Canada.
“Let’s end this feud once and for all by seeing which man looks better in makeup,” said Trudeau as he batted his mascaraed eyelashes. “I’m going on record right now offering this makeup challenge to Mr. Poilievre to see who’s more manlier. That’s if Mr. Poilievre is man enough to face me and my pretty face.”
Trudeau tried intimidating Poilievre even further by announcing that he had been practicing his makeup skills for many years and also recently had been getting makeup advice from none other than famous drag queen RuPaul.
“Even my former wife Sophie left me because she was jealous I looked better in makeup than her,” said Trudeau. reapplying his Super Luscious Rose Pink lipstick. “It takes a real man such as myself to be able to intimidate world leaders while still looking fabulous and stunning.”
When reached for comment, Poilievre couldn’t answer due to the fact that he was unable to restrain himself from laughter.
