WASHINGTON– In honor of the indigenous community who had their land taken from them many years ago, Democrat politicians celebrated this year’s Indigenous Peoples’ Day by stealing the Hawaiian land once owned by the indigenous Lahaina natives.
“Let’s take this Indigenous Peoples’ Day to acknowledge the land stolen from the Tribal Nations,” wrote Democrat Governor of Hawaii Josh Green on Twitter X this Columbus Day. “No people native to a land should have that land taken from them. Me and my fellow Democrat colleagues also wish the former residents of Lahaina good luck as they search for a new home as we build casinos and hotels on what used to be their land.”
Native American Cherokee princess Democratic Senator Elizabeth Warren told news reporters that no one knows the pain of American Indians losing their land to the white man more than she does.
“We must give the land back to my Indian people now,” said Warren as construction workers began building a mansion for her on Lahaina land. “It’s evil and sickening how the Europeans came over here and burned and then stole this land from the Natives. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to dinner with Oprah Winfrey to talk about how we’re going to be next-door neighbors in Lahaina.”
When asked by reporters if it was hypocritical of her to lambast one person for stealing someone’s land when she’s doing the exact same thing, Warren said that she’s not stealing the land because she’s also part Lahaina and the land already belongs to her.