WASHINGTON– Every September 17 Americans recognize Constitution Day in honor of the signing of the US Constitution in 1787, and this year Democrat politicians are celebrating the supreme law of the law by trying to totally ignore it.
During a news press conference regarding her desire to run for office again, former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi was asked for her thoughts on Constitution Day and how she plans on honoring the most important document in the United States.
“Oh, are you talking about these old, useless pieces of wrinkled paper?” Pelosi asked as she ripped a copy of the Constitution in half. “I thought I made my opinion on this old relic perfectly clear by trying to avoid it and working really hard to totally get rid of it during the ninety-five years I’ve been in office.”
The Democrat governor of New Mexico Michelle Lujan Grisham reiterated Pelosi’s sentiment on the US Constitution recently with her attempt to pause the Second Amendment and celebrated today’s holiday by also pausing every other Amendment of the Bill of Rights.
“Due to a health emergency, we will be temporarily pausing your first through tenth Constitutional rights,” said Governor Grisham as she instructed police officers to shoot people for talking. “Oh, and by the way, enjoy your Constitution Day. Ha.”
President Joe Biden put out a statement in honor of Constitution Day telling all Americans that there will be a special, beautiful Constitution lighting ceremony at the White House where him and First Lady Jill will be lighting the original document on fire.
