WASHINGTON– During a recent interview with Al Jazeera, Minnesota Representative Ilhan Omar said the country should be fearful of dangerous white men and gave a heart-wrenching account of her own struggles with racism about how white supremacists forced her to marry a white man against her desire to stay married to her brother.
Omar cried while recounting the horrible events where a group of scary white supremacists wearing rebel flag masks and MAGA hats captured her and threatened that if she didn’t marry a white guy then they’d tell everyone that she’s attracted to white men and finds them irresistible and damn sexy.
“It was so terrible, I thought I was going to maybe die, or…something,” said Omar, opening up about the tragic events that led to her dating a white man against her will. “A group of racist white supremacists confronted me while screaming ‘this is MAGA country’ and said if I don’t marry a white man then they’re going to, like, say some mean things about me, or something.”
The sobbing congresswoman said she was fighting for her life as the white racists berated her by telling her how beautiful she is and that every man in the world would love being married to such a stunningly gorgeous woman such as her.
“I was in a state of frightened shock at how those racists said how beautiful I was,” said Omar, explaining how much she’s not even attracted to white men. “To save my life I was left with no choice but to marry a white man. Even though I’m definitely not attracted to their rippling muscles and long wavy hair that accentuates their ruggedly masculine jawlines and breathtakingly blue eyes. Mmmm, anyway.”
After leaving the studio, Omar grabbed a random, young white man and threw him on top of her and began screaming for someone to help her remove her hands from fondling the surprised man’s chest.
