NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK– Multiple failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton tweeted out a link to her new line of hats she’s selling that are poking fun at the fact that she lost the presidency to Donald Trump and never became Commander-in-Chief.
“Bringing this back in light of recent news,” Clinton wrote in a tweet with a photo hawking her new hat line showcasing her failed presidential attempt. “With Trump in the news, I just wanted to remind everyone that I lost the election to him and I’m a two-time loser who’ll never become president. All proceeds from hat sales go to the ‘Failed Presidential Candidate Losers Who’ll Never Become President’ organization.”
Clinton reminded everyone that she also lost her bid for the White House in 2008 against Barack Obama, but says she had so much fun losing that she may run again so that she can relive the thrill of never obtaining the highest office in the land.
“Not everyone can boast that they’re a failed presidential candidate who lost to both a black man and an orange man,” added Clinton, rubbing her own face in her failures. “I’m also selling signed copies of the famous Newsweek magazine ‘Madam President’ edition that predicted I was going to beat Trump but I was too arrogant and stupidly imploded my own campaign. What a loser.”
The former Secretary of State also bragged that she has also failed in many other areas, including the long list of people that were connected to her but ended up mysteriously committing suicide.
