WASHINGTON– President Joe Biden has been heralded as a hero once again by American news media outlets after a photo began circulating of him pooping on a lush green field while his White House dog Commander took him for his daily brisk morning walk.
The photo of the German shepherd dog Commander walking Biden on a leash has already been nominated by Time magazine as the photo of the year, saying the Biden administration’s grace and elegance was something missing during Donald Trump’s time as president.
“The photo of President Biden crapping shows his true down-to-earth character,” wrote The Washington Post in a recent op-ed. “President Biden’s poop was perfectly shaped and gave off an aromatic scent that almost fragrantly emanated from out of the iconic photo.”
Both CNN and MSNBC devoted a two hour program to the heartwarming depiction of a Commander-in-Chief who’s humble enough to lay down in front of an animal to relieve himself, calling for Biden to be given the Nobel Prize for the way he unified the country with the photo.
“President Biden’s pooping photo has done more to bring America together than former President Trump had done in four years,” said MSNBC host Joe Scarborough as he fondled himself while staring at the photo. “We haven’t had such grace and dignity inside the White House since Michelle Obama when she used to repeatedly readjust her bulging crotch on those hot, sweaty summer days.”
