WASHINGTON– After learning about the US trucker convoy headed for Washington, DC, President Joe Biden trumped the trucker protest by placing obese politicians Chris Christie and Stacey Abrams on the main highway that leads into the U.S. Capitol in an effort to block off entry.
“How do you like that, bucko, it looks like I one-upped the trucker’s little plans,” said Biden as traffic began backing up for miles behind Christie and Abrams. “I’m doing a little protest of my own by protesting the protesters, so we’ll see who flinches first.”
Biden went on to say that he learned by watching the truckers for freedom protest in Canada and said Prime Minister Justin Trudeau should have just strategically placed his fat politicians like Premier Doug Ford in front of Ottawa so the protesters couldn’t get in.
According to Biden, by putting both Christie and Abrams along the highway that leads into the US Capitol he was able to fully block the entire width of the road. He also gave them a week’s worth of food so they wouldn’t get hungry and start waddling off in search of something to eat.
While holding up a bucket of fried chicken in front of Christie and Abram’s faces, Biden said, “Look, fat, here’s the deal. You’ll do as you’re told or I’ll take all your food away just like I took the food away from the American people.”
Due to the success of using the rotund politicians to block off entryway into Washington, DC, Biden decided to also use this same tactic by sending other fat politicians like Jerry Nadler over to the Ukrainian border to block Russian President Vladimir Putin from gaining entry into the country.
