OTTAWA, CANADA– Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has finally met with the truckers for freedom after the Canadian protesters disguised themselves as Black Lives Matter rioters and began holding BLM signs while chanting “No justice, no peace.”
Once he arrived at the Canadian truck convoy and saw BLM signage and merchandise everywhere, Trudeau immediately dropped down to one knee and started washing the feet of the incognito truckers, telling them he apologizes for his evil whiteness.
“For a while I thought this protest was a bunch of blue collar truckers asking for freedom from tyranny, eh,” said Trudeau as he cried on cue for the cameras. “But now that I know this is a BLM protest, I fully support each and every one of you while you peacefully burn, loot, and murder inside the city of Ottawa. Amen, eh.”
Trudeau went on to say that he will have TD Bank reinstate the GiveSendGo funds back to the truckers now that he knows they are honorable racial justice activists venting their frustration and pain out on the injustices of peaceful protesters who disguise themselves as violent rioters.
Numerous liberal celebrities are now praising the disguised truckers and are calling on the Canadian government to let the protesters peacefully burn down the entire country and then donate millions of dollars to their worthy cause.
“These peaceful protesters need a safe space and their voices need to be heard, eh,” said Trudeau as he cut off his racist fingers to show solidarity with the people.