LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA– While vacationing on the West Coast to see how many men she can get to fall in love with her, part-time Congresswoman AOC slammed deceased actress Betty White for being “inexplicably missing” and tweeted that she would have said “hello” had the actress been around while she was in town.
“Hasn’t Betty White been inexplicably missing for like 2 weeks?” Asked Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in the oopsie tweet only days after White had passed away. “If she’s around, I would be happy to say hello. Her social media team seems to have been posting old photos for weeks. In the meantime, perhaps I could help fill her acting roles.”
After lambasting Betty White for being inexplicably missing, AOC went on to slam other dead celebrities for not being around when the congresswoman visited California, including Robin Williams, Michael Jackson, and Heath Ledger.
A spokesperson for Betty White stated that the famous actress probably would not have held any hard feelings toward AOC because not only was White a kind and forgiving person, but she knew that Ocasio-Cortez was a complete moron.
