WASHINGTON–The most oddball, incompetent, group of weirdo politicians ever assembled has put out a statement early this morning wishing the American people a very “Merry You’ll Be Dead Soon Christmas” in an effort to remind everyone to not enjoy themselves because they’ll be deceased very, very soon.
“I’m taking this opportunity to wish everyone an extremely scary and disastrous Fourth of July holiday,” said Biden in the message, standing with his entire Cabinet of government official oddities. “What better way for people to celebrate the holidays than to take the entire family out to the local pharmacy and get vaccinated.”
The most popular president of all time gathered his band of misfits in front of the camera to immortalize this very important moment in history for when people of the future look back and cringe at how horrible this current administration actually is, since no one would believe it if they didn’t see it for themselves.
Biden’s current transgender Assistant Secretary for Health Rachel Levine closed out the freakish Christmas ceremony by doing a hairy lap dance on Dr. Fauci’s thighs before urging everyone to not forget to also lop off their gender bits while they’re out getting injected with the COVID serum.
Merry Christmas.
No frills politicians.