WASHINGTON– After being criticized for calling baseball player Satchel Paige “a great negro” during his Veteran’s Day address, Joe Biden has stirred up controversy once again by saying that “Black Friday is a day to celebrate the great negroes of America.”
While giving a televised speech this morning, Biden made the controversial statement in reference to the Black Friday shopping event that happens every year the Friday after Thanksgiving.
“I’d like to take this opportunity to celebrate the great negroes of America on Black Friday,” Biden said, wearing a white coat and hat while drinking a mint julep. “The Biden family has a long, captivating history with the colored folks of this country. My great-granddaddy said they were the best workers he ever had.”
The hashtag #RacistBiden was trending on Twitter X for the 500th time since Biden took office due to his numerous political statements that many people claim may possibly have slight racist undertones.
“That’s nonsense, President Biden loves black people and calls them ‘negroes’ as a term of endearment,” said White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre to news reporters while clenching her teeth. “The president doesn’t have a racist bone in his body and he keeps all those white hoods in his home closet to remind him of the pain and suffering blacks went through back in the day.”
Leftwing mainstream news media outlets were quick to debunk Biden’s “negro” comment, saying that Biden can’t be racist because he has a black friend named Obama.
“If you don’t vote for me then you ain’t black.” –Biden
“I don’t want my kids growing up in a racial jungle.” –Joe Biden
Where’s his white hood?
I’m only half black, Joe.