NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK– Only days after telling the world how he was excited to get the COVID shot, famous Muppet character Elmo was rushed to the emergency room at a local hospital for excruciating chest pains and is currently awaiting a heart transplant as soon as one becomes available.
Once news of Elmo’s hospitalization made headlines, reports began circulating that the Sesame Street actor was suffering from myocarditis, an affliction that many people claim is an adverse effect of the gene therapy injection.
Sesame Street quickly put out a statement denying the rumors that the vaccine played any part in Elmo’s recent tragic illness, saying that it’s perfectly normal for a young, healthy Muppet with no underlying conditions to have heart attacks immediately after getting jabbed with the COVID serum.
“The COVID vaccine played absolutely no part in Elmo’s hospitalization,” wrote Sesame Street in the statement. “The vaccines are totally safe with no side effects. Elmo should be praised for doing his part in trying to coerce five year old children into getting injected with an experimental shot that they don’t need.”
Numerous crying children lined the front entrance of the hospital as Elmo was carried inside by stretcher, wondering why their beloved Muppet friend was shaking and screaming that his heart was about ready to explode.
CNN’s Chief Medical Correspondent Dr. Sanjay Gupta tweeted that everyone still needs to go out and get vaccinated and added that maybe if Elmo had taken his twentieth booster then maybe he wouldn’t have been admitted to the ICU.
That means it’s working, Elmo.
Fuck Elmo.
I think Elmo’s had too many fruity hands shoved up his red ass way too many times.
Good riddance, Elmo, you evil little shit.
Now puppets know more than real doctors according to mainstream media.
It’s working.
Elmo should’ve been wearing his nine masks.
R.I.P. Elmo.
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