WASHINGTON– Donald Trump inked his forehead yesterday with a tattoo of the words “I Denounce White Supremacy” in an effort to put the burning question to rest, after NBC’s Savannah Guthrie grilled the president about his stance on the matter for the 1,369,833rd time this week.
During an exchange on last night’s town hall, Guthrie confronted Trump about whether he denounces the hate group, posing the question as though it was the first time anyone had ever asked the question and that there isn’t already hours of video of him saying that he doesn’t support it.
Trump tweeted earlier this morning a photo of himself in front of the White House with his new, beautiful forehead tattoo, saying that he hopes the permanent black ink will finally satisfy the unbiased mainstream news media’s totally healthy obsession with the ubiquitous racist group that’s hiding under 350,000,000 American’s beds.
Although a few journalists have stated that Trump’s efforts to quell any suspicions that he may be part of a highly secretive hate group that every one of his supporters seems to also be a part of regardless of race are a step in the right direction, many reporters in the media are saying that Trump took too long to get the tattoo and it only proves his guilt even more.
“Trump may have-sort of said that he will denounce white supremacy, but does he also condemn white supremacy?” Savannah Guthrie tweeted as her news network tried desperately to cover up the hours of video showing Joe Biden saying racist statements against blacks. “How about does Trump decry white supremacy, or reject it, or besmirch, censure, criticize, or castigate it? Those are questions he refuses to answer.”
“Trump’s tattoo’s silence on whether it denounces white supremacy is deafening,” CNN’s Don Lemon said in tears after also asking Trump’s tattoo if it denounces hate groups.
Fox News host and part-time presidential debater Chris Wallace said on Fox & Friends this morning that he had almost forgotten about asking Trump whether he supports white supremacy and thanked the president for getting the tattoo so that he he’ll never forget to constantly ask him the question.
“The American people aren’t concerned with trivial things like the economy, jobs, money, food, or whether Biden used his position as vice president to commit crimes,” Wallace said honestly on the program, showing the hosts his ‘I Love Biden’ tattoo on his neck. “I’ve talked to many homeless people and every one of them has told me that their biggest concern is to get Trump to finally once and for all condemn the white supremacists that are hiding under their cardboard boxes at night.”
