OULU, FINLAND– In the midst of the presidential race, Republican candidate Donald Trump recently released yet another book that he guarantees is the most beautiful book the world has ever seen.
At a book signing in Finland, Trump told a crowd of fifty non-English speaking library patrons that his latest book trumps every single book that he has ever released in the past.
“Folks, is the most beautiful book you’ve ever seen, or what?” Trump asked the silent crowd as he held up a copy of “My New Book Is Beautiful”. “The lining, the texture, the color. My God, the color. I’ve never seen anyone in the history of the world ever get a book this close to the color of money. If I didn’t know any better I’d swear this book came from above.”
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While the crowd of confused people mumbled among themselves, Trump went on.
“And I wanna let every one of you folks know,” Trump added, signing a book and then throwing it at a student studying in a corner, “that if I become president, I’ll make the best deals with Finland like you couldn’t possibly imagine. I’ll bring more Finnish jobs to America and build a ton of Finnish cheese manufacturing plants across the country.”
Look for Donald Trump’s new book “My New Book Is Beautiful” in Finnish beauty supply retailers or wherever uglier books aren’t sold.
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