Thousands Of Canada Geese Join Truckers Against Mandates By Blocking Justin Trudeau’s Home Driveway
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Thousands of angry Canada geese have joined in the convoy…
Physician’s Hippocratic Oath Updated To ‘First, Do As Pfizer Says’ To Reflect Modern Medicine
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- To better reflect the state of current modern medical practice,…
Brave NYPD Arrests Newborn Baby For Not Having Her Vaccine Card Inside Hospital
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Brave NYPD police officers stopped another dangerous anti-vaxxer…
Local Man Quits Vaccine Addiction For Much Safer Heroin Habit
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-- In an effort to wean himself off the more hardcore…
CNN Chief Medical Correspondent Dr. Evil Says Joe Rogan Spreading Medical Misinformation
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- In an effort to combat dangerous medical misinformation being propagated…
Freedom-Loving Hawaiian Refugees Fleeing To Florida To Escape Oppressive Hawaii Regime
HONOLULU, HAWAII-- With the government of Hawaii becoming more authoritarian by the…
COVID Says It’s Happy To Be Finally Rid Of AOC
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- COVID-19 has made a full recovery and is…
Daddy Biden Pimp Slaps His Ho OSHA For Failing To Get Clients Vaccinated
WASHINGTON-- Once he heard about the Supreme Court's decision to strike down…
Healthcare Workers Avoid Vaccine Mandate By Identifying As Members Of Congress
U.S.-- Immediately after SCOTUS ruled that healthcare workers are unable to make…
After She Tests Positive, AOC Calls COVID Virus ‘Racist’ For Infecting Person Of Color
WASHINGTON-- Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accused COVID-19 of racism for infecting her this…
TikTok Nurses Start Practicing Their Dance Moves In Preparation For Next COVID Surge
BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS-- Once leftwing news outlets put the word out that the…
Canada’s Justin Trudeau Outraged After Seeing Maskless ‘Idiot’ In Mirror
OTTAWA, CANADA-- While in a press conference this morning discussing the best…
