Tag: Russia

Zelensky Spies On Russia-Ukraine Peace Talks By Posing As Garden Gnome

RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA-- After feeling slighted that he wasn't invited to the…

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Awkward: Kim Jong-un Regifts Missiles Putin Gave Him Last Christmas

MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- It was an awkward moment this week in Russia between…

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Politician Who’s Already Struggling In Polls Threatens Nuclear War With Russia

OTTAWA, CANADA-- As his poll numbers and favorability among Canadians continue to…

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‘White Dudes For Harris’ Adds New Member After Putin Endorses Kamala For President

MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- Vice President Kamala Harris has just received yet another major…

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War Over After Biden Recognizes Putin As Legitimate President Of Ukraine

WASHINGTON-- During a speech at yesterday's NATO Summit, Joe Biden tried proving…

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South Korea Sends K-Pop Band To Ukraine To Dance On Frontline Against Russia

BAKHMUT, UKRAINE-- After meeting with President Volodymyr Zelenksy in regards to logistical…

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Kim Jong Un Takes Putin To Get Haircut Before Leaving North Korea

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA-- Russian President Vladimir Putin made a diplomatic mission to…

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Discontented Zelensky Longs For Simple Days Of Just Playing Penis Piano And Dancing In Women’s Heels

KIEV, UKRAINE-- As the war between Ukraine and Russia rages on, disaffected…

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France Already Surrenders To Russia Before Even Getting Into Any Conflict

PARIS, FRANCE-- After threatening to send French troops to help Ukraine and…

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Mike Tyson Laughs At Russia: ‘That’s Not How You Rip Off A Man’s Ear’

LAS VEGAS, NEVADA-Β  One of the greatest boxers of all time Mike…

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Biden Accused Of Being A ‘Putin Puppet’ After Russian President’s Controversial Endorsement

WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden has come under scrutiny recently after Russian President Vladimir…

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Confused Liberals Heads Explode After Putin Endorses Biden For President

U.S.--In a deadly blow to liberal Democrat's sanity across the United States,…

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