Zelensky Finally Agrees To Peace Deal After Trump Offers Autographed ‘The Apprentice’ Photo And MAGA Gold Sneakers
KIEV, UKRAINE-- It was an offer Zelensky couldn't refuse. A peace deal…
Zelensky Spies On Russia-Ukraine Peace Talks By Posing As Garden Gnome
RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA-- After feeling slighted that he wasn't invited to the…
Awkward: Kim Jong-un Regifts Missiles Putin Gave Him Last Christmas
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- It was an awkward moment this week in Russia between…
Politician Who’s Already Struggling In Polls Threatens Nuclear War With Russia
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As his poll numbers and favorability among Canadians continue to…
‘White Dudes For Harris’ Adds New Member After Putin Endorses Kamala For President
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- Vice President Kamala Harris has just received yet another major…
War Over After Biden Recognizes Putin As Legitimate President Of Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- During a speech at yesterday's NATO Summit, Joe Biden tried proving…
South Korea Sends K-Pop Band To Ukraine To Dance On Frontline Against Russia
BAKHMUT, UKRAINE-- After meeting with President Volodymyr Zelenksy in regards to logistical…
Kim Jong Un Takes Putin To Get Haircut Before Leaving North Korea
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA-- Russian President Vladimir Putin made a diplomatic mission to…
Discontented Zelensky Longs For Simple Days Of Just Playing Penis Piano And Dancing In Women’s Heels
KIEV, UKRAINE-- As the war between Ukraine and Russia rages on, disaffected…
France Already Surrenders To Russia Before Even Getting Into Any Conflict
PARIS, FRANCE-- After threatening to send French troops to help Ukraine and…
Mike Tyson Laughs At Russia: ‘That’s Not How You Rip Off A Man’s Ear’
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA- One of the greatest boxers of all time Mike…
Biden Accused Of Being A ‘Putin Puppet’ After Russian President’s Controversial Endorsement
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden has come under scrutiny recently after Russian President Vladimir…
