In Response To Ron DeSantis’ Chaplain Bill, Gavin Newsom Appoints Satan Head Of California Education
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In response to Republican Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signing a…
Democrat New York Governor Ends ‘Homeowners’ Rights’ In Response To DeSantis Stopping ‘Squatters’ Rights’
ALBANY, NEW YORK-- Angry at Republican Ron DeSantis for defending the rights…
Trump And Ron DeSantis To Star In Upcoming Movie ‘Single White Male’
HOLLYWOOD-- A remake of the classic 1992 movie Single White Female is…
Ron DeSantis Proposes 6-Hour Abortion Ban If Elected President
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA-- During a campaign stop in California, Republican Presidential candidate Ron…
Ron DeSantis Sends Illegal Hurricane Idalia To Martha’s Vineyard
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA-- In order to avert another unlawful alien invasion, Governor Ron…
Ron DeSantis Begs DOJ To Indict Him So His Poll Numbers Can Go Up Like Trump
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA-- After witnessing the dramatic rise in Donald Trump's poll numbers…
Biden Angrily Tells Ron DeSantis There Can Only Be One Grand Wizard Running For President
WASHINGTON-- In response to actress Denée Benton calling Ron DeSantis the Grand…
Ron DeSantis Promises When He’s President He Won’t Run For A Different Position After Only 3 Months On The Job
MIAMI, FLORIDA-- During a Twitter Spaces event with CEO Elon Musk, Ron…
Trump Trolls Ron DeSantis By Picking Mickey Mouse As His Vice President
ORLANDO, FLORIDA-- As the Republican primaries get closer and tensions mount between…
Ron DeSantis Signs Bill Making It Illegal To Criticize Movie ‘The Hebrew Hammer’
JERUSALEM, ISRAEL-- In an effort to continue his quest to combat dangerous…
Ron DeSantis Puzzled Why Anyone Thinks He’s Copying Trump’s Style
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA-- After receiving flack from numerous people accusing him of copying…
Florida Democrats Cheer Losing Their Homes To Hurricane Ian As Way To Own Ron DeSantis
FLORIDA-- Thousands of Democrats in Florida were jubilant after Hurricane Ian ripped…
