Tag: Republican

PoopGate: Republicans Launch Investigation Into Whether Biden Pooped His Pants Overseas

WASHINGTON-- Concerned Republicans have decided to open a serious inquiry into whether…

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The Lincoln Project Promises They’ll Use Real Racists For Their Next Stunt By Hiring Democrat Politicians

CHARLOTTESVILLE, VIRGINIA-- The anti-Republican, Republican group The Lincoln Project is facing intense…

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Republicans Propose Amendment To Add ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ To US Constitution

WASHINGTON-- Republicans in Congress came out of hiding Wednesday to give Fox…

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At 189 Years Old, Nancy Pelosi Says She’s Almost Ready To Retire From Political Office…Almost

WASHINGTON-- Former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi reaffirmed a promise she…

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Biden Mandates That All Women Must Let Him Sniff Their Hair

WASHINGTON-- Immediately after virtue-signaling by getting his saline booster shot on live…

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Biden Fires Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez After Mistaking Her For A Border Patrol Horse

WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden is getting both criticism and praise from Republicans after…

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Nancy Pelosi Orders Any Congress Members Refusing To Wear Masks To Stare Directly Into Her Eyes

WASHINGTON-- Speaker Nancy Pelosi has updated her mask mandate once again for…

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China’s President Xi Praises RINO Republicans For Being Even Bigger Traitors To US Than Democrats

BEIJING, CHINA-- Communist dictator President XI Jinping has gone on record commending…

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Trump Plays 4D Chess On Leftists, Saying He’s Now Running As A Democrat

WASHINGTON-- In a shocking turn of events, Republican President Donald Trump is…

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GOP Congressman Shares Fake Image Of Obama Serving As US President

WASHINGTON-- A Republican congressman has come under fire for posting a fake…

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Eric Swalwell’s Fart Identified As Whistleblower After Testifying Before Congress

WASHINGTON-- A confidential Ukraine whistleblower came out yesterday during a gushing impeachment…

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Frantic Democrats Accidentally Get Locked Out Of Their Own Closed-Door Impeachment Hearings

WASHINGTON-- An intense closed-door testimony this morning became even more disjointed after…

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