Dr. Fauci Announces Plans To Open All-You-Can-Eat Dog Buffet After Retirement
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Beloved doctor and canine tester Dr. Fauci has recently…
Obese Man Under Fire For Refusing To Leave Tip After Eating The Waiter
PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA-- An obese man has been taking a lot of heat…
Sesame Street Executes White Male Muppet To Prove They’re Not Racist
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- After receiving major backlash for one of their Muppet…
Biden Celebrates Mother’s Day By Saying Murdering Babies Needs To Remain Legal
WASHINGTON-- In a glorious speech celebrating American moms on Mother's Day, President…
Elizabeth Warren Drafts Bill To Allow Men To Kick Pregnant Women Down Stairs
WASHINGTON-- In response to the recent possible Supreme Court ban on abortion,…
In Retaliation Of Florida, Disney World Relocates To More Suitable Epstein Island
LITTLE SAINT JAMES, VIRGIN ISLANDS-- In response to all the turmoil they've…
Easter Bunny Shot, Killed While Delivering Eggs In Chicago
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- The beloved Easter Bunny was shot and killed this morning…
Progressive New Jersey Lowers Legal Drinking Age To 2 Years Old
TRENTON, NEW JERSEY-- The state of New Jersey made a progressive decision…
New Disney Park Rule Requires Mickey Mouse To Grope Your Children At Gate Entry
ORLANDO, FLORIDA-- In response to Florida's so-called "Don't Say Gay" bill, Disney…
Disney’s Tigger Arrested For Crack Cocaine In Florida Sting Operation
ORLANDO, FLORIDA-- Florida police have arrested 69 individuals, including famous Disney character…
Chris Hansen Hosts Popular New Show Called ‘To Catch A CNN Predator’
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Due to the massive amount of scandalous allegations plaguing CNN,…
Biden Renames His Crack Pipe Distribution Plan To The George Floyd Initiative
WASHINGTON-- In celebration of Black History Month, Joe Biden has changed the…