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Beautiful California Woman Arrested In Kansas For Expired Florida Driver’s License

KENTUCKY, KANSAS-- A beautiful 29 year old woman from California was recently…

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Retro Police Department Makes Mustaches Mandatory

BIGOTE, NEW YORK-- A police chief in Bigote has recently implemented an…

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India’s Narendra Modi Credits Trump With Second Term Victory

NEW DELHI, INDIA-- After a major landslide victory, Indian Prime Minister Narendra…

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Police Question Parrot After Mute Man’s Wife Goes Missing

CINCINNATI, OHIO-- Who says dogs are the only ones who can be…

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Robert Mueller’s Response To Robert De Niro’s New York Times Letter Was Epic!

HOLLYWOOD-- After Robert De Niro offered him professional advice on how to…

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World Famous Actor Apologizes For Apologizing

HOLLYWOOD-- An extremely famous Hollywood actor has come under fire recently for…

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132 Year Old Man Just Won’t Die

OLD SAYBROOK, CONNECTICUT-- On Thursday, 132 year old Elmer Herman celebrated yet…

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The Cotswold Home Reportedly Kicked Out Prince Harry And Meghan Markle

ENGLAND-- The Cotswold home has reportedly kicked out Prince Harry and Meghan…

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Trying To Boost Plunging Speaking Tour Sales, Bill And Hillary Clinton Swap Gender Roles

TRENTON, NEW JERSEY-- Due to deplorable ticket sales for their countrywide speaking…

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British Woman Questioned By Authorities After Sending Baby In Package Through Post Office

LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND-- A Liverpool woman is being questioned by British authorities after…

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This Big Guy Cut One Thing And Lost 150 Pounds

LITTLE ROCK, ARKANSAS-- A 350 pound man is making the news for…

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Defends Ilhan Omar By Pointing Out Most Domestic Terrorism Carried Out By Farsighted White Hens

WASHINGTON-- Full-time It-Girl and part-time US Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has defended her…

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