Tag: Rated PG

Cat-Flavored Ice Cream Huge Success In Korea

SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA-- A new cat-flavored ice cream has been flying off…

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Goose Rapist Wanted By Police

LITTLE ROCK, ARKANSAS-- Police are asking for the public's assistance in locating…

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Black Man Arrested For Critically Wounding White Seagull

BLANCO, FLORIDA-- A black man was arrested today in what many reputable…

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Obama Gives Fiery Speech Without Teleprompter

WASHINGTON-- This morning, in what willΒ become one of the most talked about…

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Trump Hires Famous Mexican Mariachi Band Los Mierdas

MIAMI, FLORIDA-- In an effort to smooth over relationsΒ with Mexico, billionaire businessman…

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Horse Manure: Beauty Secret Or Just Horse Crap

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Everyone knows a little TLC on the skin can…

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