Tag: Rated PG

Burnt Toast? Disney Pulls Recipe For Toast After Fans Get Burned Up

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- After receiving numerous complaints and social media responses, the…

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Government Creates Support Hotline For Illegal Immigrants Seeking Help For Illegal-Shaming

WASHINGTON-- Due to the increase of illegal-shaming across the country, officials have…

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Supermarkets To Start Selling Pre-Masticated Food For People Too Lazy To Chew

WASHINGTON-- The United States Food and Drink Council recently gave food companies…

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Scientific Acheivement: Scientist Trains Elephant To Use Human Toilet

TANZANIA, AFRICA-- An elephant in Africa has become the first of its…

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Woman Born With Fingers For A Face Becomes Top Model

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- The fashion world is abuzz over a woman who…

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Starting February 30, 2017 Anyone Driving In Britain Must Drive In Reverse

LONDON, ENGLAND-- An odd law was recently passed by British officials that requires…

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Town Of Killdeer Makes It Illegal To Have Pets Out In Public Without Clothing

KILLDEER, WYOMING-- A controversial law was passed in the town of Killdeer…

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Elusive Billionaire George Soros Admits To Rigging Voting Machines So That Both Trump And Clinton Win

MAL, NEW YORK-- Hungarian-American billionaire businessman George Soros admitted this morning on…

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Sharks: Please Stop Comparing Us To Lawyers

HONOLULU, HAWAII-- Sharks from every corner of the globe recently held a meeting in…

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Man With Double Kangaroo Leg Transplant Wins World Kickboxing Tournament

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA-- Australia's leading kickboxer Lawson "The Marsupial" Fredrikson has won the…

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Gun Uses Man To Kill 20 Guns In Mass Punching

SOUTHPAW, ARIZONA-- Twenty guns were killed yesterday and many others were damaged by a…

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Man Arrested For Not Driving Drunk

IMMOBILE, ALABAMA-- An Immobile man was arrested Friday after getting stopped by police…

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