Tag: Rated PG

After Kyle Rittenhouse Acquittal, Prosecutor Thomas Binger Files Charges Against The AR-15

KENOSHA, WISCONSIN-- Immediately after a jury found Kyle Rittenhouse not guilty on…

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Dr. Fauci Praises China For Brutally Murdering Dogs To Stop Spread Of Dreaded COVID-19

WASHINGTON-- After a disturbing video went viral showing health officials in China…

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MSNBC Reporter Gets Dragged Behind Kyle Rittenhouse Jury Bus For 3 Miles Before Anyone Notices

KENOSHA, WISCONSIN-- A hilarious scene unfolded earlier today when an NBC journalist…

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‘All Citizens Must Take The Vaccine!’ Say Politicians Who Are Exempt From Their Own Illegal Mandates

WASHINGTON-- The majority of the U.S. Congress has been on the warpath…

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Joe Biden To Star In Breathtaking Upcoming Bollywood Movie ‘I Pooped In Punjab’

MUMBAI, INDIA-- US President Joe Biden has recently wrapped up filming his…

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Heads Up: France On Lockdown As Explosive Bird Crap Drops In Europe And Asia

PARIS, FRANCE-- Several outbreaks of severe bird poop downpours in Europe and…

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Police Arrest Provocative Cat For Licking Itself While Out In Public

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- A local cat named Frisky was arrested…

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Kamala Harris Tells People Of France She Loves Their Authentic French Fries And French Toast

PARIS, FRANCE-- After heading all the way to France to get a…

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Ted Cruz Reveals Startling Evidence Proving Big Bird Is Secretly Working For Communist China

WASHINGTON-- Texas Senator Ted Cruz has just revealed shocking new evidence about…

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Sesame Street’s Elmo Rushed To Emergency Room Only Days After Bragging About Being Vaccinated

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Only days after telling the world how…

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Alex Jones Selling Banned Sunglasses That Let’s You See Who’s Vaccinated

AUSTIN, TEXAS-- Popular radio show host Alex Jones has started selling special…

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PoopGate: Republicans Launch Investigation Into Whether Biden Pooped His Pants Overseas

WASHINGTON-- Concerned Republicans have decided to open a serious inquiry into whether…

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