‘All Citizens Must Take The Vaccine!’ Say Politicians Who Are Exempt From Their Own Illegal Mandates
WASHINGTON-- The majority of the U.S. Congress has been on the warpath…
Joe Biden To Star In Breathtaking Upcoming Bollywood Movie ‘I Pooped In Punjab’
MUMBAI, INDIA-- US President Joe Biden has recently wrapped up filming his…
Heads Up: France On Lockdown As Explosive Bird Crap Drops In Europe And Asia
PARIS, FRANCE-- Several outbreaks of severe bird poop downpours in Europe and…
Police Arrest Provocative Cat For Licking Itself While Out In Public
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- A local cat named Frisky was arrested…
Kamala Harris Tells People Of France She Loves Their Authentic French Fries And French Toast
PARIS, FRANCE-- After heading all the way to France to get a…
Ted Cruz Reveals Startling Evidence Proving Big Bird Is Secretly Working For Communist China
WASHINGTON-- Texas Senator Ted Cruz has just revealed shocking new evidence about…
Sesame Street’s Elmo Rushed To Emergency Room Only Days After Bragging About Being Vaccinated
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Only days after telling the world how…
Alex Jones Selling Banned Sunglasses That Let’s You See Who’s Vaccinated
AUSTIN, TEXAS-- Popular radio show host Alex Jones has started selling special…
PoopGate: Republicans Launch Investigation Into Whether Biden Pooped His Pants Overseas
WASHINGTON-- Concerned Republicans have decided to open a serious inquiry into whether…
FDA Authorizes Children Aged 5 To 11 Can Now Be Safely Fed To Hungry Alligators
SILVER SPRING, MARYLAND-- The FDA has granted emergency use authorization for the…
Progressives Flocking To Surgeons To Get Masks Sutured To Their Faces For Permanent Protection
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- With the current outbreak of the deadly virus known…
The Lincoln Project Promises They’ll Use Real Racists For Their Next Stunt By Hiring Democrat Politicians
CHARLOTTESVILLE, VIRGINIA-- The anti-Republican, Republican group The Lincoln Project is facing intense…
