American Workers Fight To Take Entire Year Off Except For Labor Day
WASHINGTON-- A protest is currently underway in front of the United States…
The Gum Stepping Generation Has Had Enough
CHEWIE, NEBRASKA-- After a failed March 12 walkout where multiple people ended…
Scientists Create Flu Vaccine To Combat Effects Of Original Flu Vaccine
BIG PHARMA, TEXAS-- After having to finally admit that flu vaccines actually…
Experts Say That Going Naked Is Less Offensive Than Wearing Clothes
REESES, PENNSYLVANIA-- Are your clothes offending someone? Then perhaps you should start walking…
In An Effort To Be Less Inclusive, Holiday Known As Non-Binary Ze Hirs Day Will Now Be Known As Just Father’s Day
QUEENS, NEW YORK-- After decades of being too inclusive, Non-Binary Ze Hirs Day…
Outraged Anti-Trump Rioters Demand Labor Rights Such As Paid Vacations And Overtime
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- In a odd twist to an already odd situation, many…
Starting February 30, 2017 Anyone Driving In Britain Must Drive In Reverse
LONDON, ENGLAND-- An odd law was recently passed by British officials that requires…
Town Of Killdeer Makes It Illegal To Have Pets Out In Public Without Clothing
KILLDEER, WYOMING-- A controversial law was passed in the town of Killdeer…
Gun Uses Man To Kill 20 Guns In Mass Punching
SOUTHPAW, ARIZONA-- Twenty guns were killed yesterday and many others were damaged by a…
Donald Trump Said What?
DES MOINES, IOWA-- Republican President Donald Trump has shocked everyone once again…
Poland Bans Scissors Due To One Too Many Paper Cuts
WARSAW, POLAND-- Officials in Poland made a bold move recently by banning…
ISIS Members Threaten To Quit After Getting Pay Cut
BAGHDAD, IRAQ-- Hundreds of ISIS members have threatened to quit their jobs…
