Three Far-Right MAGA Hats Plotted To Provoke Violence At Vegas Protests
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA-- Three right-wing Make America Great Again MAGA hats with…
NJ Governor Murphy Vows To Keep Lockdown In Effect Until Every Disgruntled Resident Safely Leaves The State
TRENTON, NEW JERSEY-- Democrat Gov. Phil Murphy announced Friday that he would…
Newborn Baby Arrested After Birth For Failing To Social Distance From Mother
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- A barely one day old baby was…
Asian Murder Hornet Arrested For Homicide After Dispute With Bee Neighbor
VENICE, CALIFORNIA-- A newly arrived foreign insect known as the "murder hornet"…
NY Mayor De Blasio Unleashes Police To Break Up Pigeon Gathering Over Social Distancing
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Mayor Bill de Blasio has warned the…
California Police Arrest Easter Bunny For Not Wearing Mask During Coronavirus Lockdown
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- The beloved Easter Bunny was arrested this morning in…
CNN’s Don Lemon Calls Police After Seeing Black Man In Bathroom Mirror
SAG HARBOR, NEW YORK-- Former CNN host Don Lemon called 911 late…
Ice Agents Arrest Speedy Gonzales Near US-Mexico Border
EL PASO, TEXAS-- Famous celebrity cartoon actor Speedy Gonzales was arrested on…
Fish Beaten And Robbed After Meeting Cat On Plenty Of Fish Dating Site
JACKSONVILLE, FLORIDA-- Be careful of all those fish out in the sea.…
Authorities Say Arrested Mall Santa Is Definitely Not Extremely Deceased Jeffrey Epstein
METROPOLITAN, NEW YORK-- A man working as a mall Santa Claus who…
Stubborn Man Dies Waiting For Internet Explorer Page To Load
REDMOND, WASHINGTON-- A Washington man has recently passed away after waiting for…
92 Year Old UK Man Arrested For Misgendering Classmate Back In 1940
LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND-- A 92 year old senior citizen was recently arrested in…
