Democrat Politicians Carjacked At Gunpoint Say Crimes Would’ve Been Worse If They Weren’t Vaccinated
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA- The healing powers of the magical COVID vaccine were proven…
COVID Omicron Variant Shot And Killed During Violent Chicago Weekend Shooting
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- The recently released COVID-19 Omicron variant was murdered this weekend…
Even Cats Are Not safe In COVID America
https://youtu.be/n8Gp51xbl_c A cat from New York is facing multiple felonies for taking…
AOC Recounts Trauma Of Staring At Her Own Reflection
https://youtu.be/MmeCkPs1cAU AOC claims an uninvited guest has taken up residence within her…
AOC Calls Police On Strange Woman Who Keeps Stalking Her In Her Bathroom Mirror
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Police are investigating a 911 call they received…
MSNBC Reporter Gets Dragged Behind Kyle Rittenhouse Jury Bus For 3 Miles Before Anyone Notices
KENOSHA, WISCONSIN-- A hilarious scene unfolded earlier today when an NBC journalist…
Police Arrest Provocative Cat For Licking Itself While Out In Public
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- A local cat named Frisky was arrested…
Alec Baldwin Consults Esteemed Legal Analyst OJ Simpson For Advice On Alleged Murder Allegations
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Easygoing Hollywood actor Alec Baldwin has been in hot…
Nancy Pelosi Orders Any Congress Members Refusing To Wear Masks To Stare Directly Into Her Eyes
WASHINGTON-- Speaker Nancy Pelosi has updated her mask mandate once again for…
The Kraken Dead Of Apparent Suicide, Say Sources Close To Hillary Clinton
WASHINGTON-- In another odd twist to the 2020 Presidential election fraud debacle,…
Governor Gavin Newsom Threatens To Work Naked If California Citizens Don’t Follow Coronavirus Rules
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Gov. Gavin Newsom issued a new executive order on Monday…
Dunkin’ Donuts Giving Away Free Spit-Flavored Coffee To Cops Every Saturday This August
CANTON, MASSACHUSETTS-- What better way for Dunkin' Donuts to show their respect…
