Tag: Murder

Hurricane Milton Shot, Killed After Mistakenly Travelling Through Chicago

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- After leaving a path of destruction in Florida before veering…

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Kristi Noem Tries Making Amends With Dog Lovers By Shooting Her Cat

PIERRE, SOUTH DAKOTA-- After facing nationwide backlash from both Republicans and Democrats…

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Obama Drone Strikes Pizza Delivery Guy After Being Late With His Order

MARTHA'S VINEYARD-- After not receiving his pizza within the promised thirty minute…

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Grand Moff Tarkin Claims He Gave People Of Alderaan Two Minutes To Evacuate Before Blowing Up Planet

WORLD-- In order to stop the Rebel Alliance and bring order to…

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Trump Indicted For Killing Kenny

SOUTH PARK, COLORADO-- The Department of Justice has indicted Donald Trump once…

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FBI Raids Bird Nest Then Shoots Pigeon That Pooped On Biden’s Shoulder

WASHINGTON-- A dangerous domestic terrorist pigeon that attacked Joe Biden by pooping…

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Obama Invites Biden Whistleblower Over His House To Go Paddle Boarding

MARTHA'S VINEYARD-- After he gave damaging testimony that President Biden was involved…

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Scary Shark Seen Leaving Scene Of Crime At Obama’s Martha’s Vineyard Home

MARTHA'S VINEYARD-- A new break in the case of the man who…

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Realistic New ‘Scream’ Movie Shows Ghostface Killer Getting Beaten And Robbed In New York

HOLLYWOOD-- Both fans and film critics alike are praising the trailer of…

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Democrats Introduce Bill To Abort Babies Up To 1,095 Weeks Old

WASHINGTON-- Going off of the momentum of their totally legitimate midterm wins,…

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Canada’s Trudeau Bans Baseball Bats After Rise In Knife Crimes

OTTAWA, CANADA-- Due to the massive spike of knife crimes in Canada,…

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Media Praises Biden For Executing MAGA Republican During Riveting Speech

WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden is being heralded as a hero by mainstream…

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