Conspiracy Theorist Dow Jones Says Falling Stocks Work Of Demonic New World Order Globalists
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Radio host and Market Wars founder Dow…
United States Votes To Change National Bird To Seagull
WASHINGTON-- Americans recently voted to get rid of the bald eagle as…
Foot Jobs Are A Great Start For Teen Girls
ORLANDO, FLORIDA-- Have you ever wondered how some teens get their feet wet in…
Mother Sues Baby For Painful Childbirth
BEAVER DAM, KENTUCKY-- Typically, giving birth to a newborn baby is one…
Goldfish Prices Rise To $1721 Ahead Of Meeting
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Goldfish prices came under pressure Monday as the…
Senior Citizen Brothel Raided
ARCHAIC, FLORIDA-- More than 12,000 Florida police, tax and customs investigators have…
Lawyer Sues Self For Identity Theft
BRIGHAM, ALABAMA-- In what some are calling a case of mistaken identity,…
Comcast Raises Prices To Pay For CEO’s Hair Plugs
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- Comcast customers were shocked when they opened their latest bills…
Walmart Cuts 2.2 Million Jobs, Replaces Workers With Mannequins
BENTONVILLE, ARKANSAS-- In light of Walmart recently performing as the best stock…
United States Sells State Of Wyoming To Thailand
CHEYENNE, WYOMING-- In a move meant to bolster relations with Thailand and…
Humpty Dumpty Sues King’s Men For Botched Surgery
LOOKING GLASS, ENGLAND-- Nursery rhyme star Humpty Dumpty is suing the King…
