Male Hippopotamus Wins Local ‘Miss Tiger Pageant’ For First Time Ever
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The Washington Post Claims Staying Alive And Not Dying Is Deeply Deathphobic
WASHINGTON-- The Washington Post has come out in defense of dead people…
Liberals Cheer Win, Saying John Fetterman Represents The Typical Democrat Voter
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- After John Fetterman very legitimately beat Dr. Oz in the…
Man Ostracized By Liberal Friends For Refusing To Get Ukraine Flag Tattoo On Forehead
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- A California man is being ostracized by his liberal…
Biden Travels To Pennsylvania To Give John Fetterman Public Speaking Advice
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- In order to help the Democrats win the Pennsylvania senate…
Activists Super Glue Nostrils And Mouths Shut In Protest Of Climate Change
LONDON, ENGLAND-- Two climate change activists from a campaign group called Just…
Biden Flies To Delaware To Survey Florida’s Hurricane Ian Damage
REHOBOTH BEACH, DELAWARE-- In an effort to assess the damages done to…
White House Clarifies That Biden’s Actually Shaking Hands With Invisible Man
WASHINGTON-- After numerous strange videos of President Joe Biden shaking hands with…
Vacationing Liberals Disguise Themselves So People Don’t Notice Them Enjoying Freedom-Loving Florida
KEY WEST, FLORIDA-- In order to not appear like hypocrites, numerous liberals…
Prominent LGBT Group Fights For Fetus Trans Rights
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- A well-known LGBT rights group out of California has…
Biden Wishes Everyone ‘Merry Christmas’ In Touching, Heartwarming Easter Message
WASHINGTON-- News media outlets have praised Joe Biden once again after the…
Numerous New Democrats Suddenly Running For Congress After Local Mental Institution Closes
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- A slew of up and coming Democrat politicians have…
