Biden Congratulates Apu From ‘The Simpsons’ On Winning India’s Prime Minister Election
WASHINGTON-- After hearing of Narendra Modi's reelection win for prime minister of…
Punk’d Star Ashton Kutcher Jumps Out To Say Biden’s Presidency Was Just Big Practical Joke
U.S.-- On a newly released episode of the prank show Punk'd, host…
Obama And Hillary Celebrate Trump Verdict By Drone Striking Innocent People And Deleting Confidential Emails
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after the guilty verdict was handed down to Donald Trump…
Biden Promises To Pardon Jeffrey Dahmer Day One If Reelected
WEST POINT, NEW YORK-- While giving a speech at a West Point…
Biden Requests New Debate Format Of Him Just Lying Down Inside His Basement
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden has finally agreed to debate his Republican opponent…
Grieving Democrats Hold Vigil For Iran’s Fallen Austere Scholar President Ebrahim Raisi
WASHINGTON-- Mourning Democrat politicians held a candlelight vigil this morning for their…
Biden Brings Back Chris Wallace To Debate Trump For Him Again
WASHINGTON-- The 2024 presidential debates are underway and President Joe Biden has…
Biden Wishes Son Hunter A Happy Mother’s Day
WASHINGTON-- In a touching, heartfelt holiday message, President Joe Biden wished his…
Nancy Pelosi’s Nose Starts Growing Suddenly While Touting Biden’s Flourishing Economy
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi…
Biden Bans TikTok After Video Service Forgets To Give 10 Percent To The Big Guy
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden has officially signed into law a controversial bill that…
Biden And Howard Stern Reminisce About All The Times They Were Racist
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- It was a nostalgic day for both…
Biden And AOC Tackle Age-Old Climate Change Question Of Whether A Bear Really Does Crap In The Woods
TRIANGLE, VIRGINIA-- During an Earth Day event at Prince William Forest Park,…
