State Of The Union Cancelled After Biden’s Body Double Calls Out Sick
WASHINGTON-- The White House has just confirmed that tonight's State of the…
Democrats Give Chinese Spy Balloon Free Money And Benefits After It Crosses Border
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after the mysterious Chinese spy balloon illegally crossed the northern…
Cheap Chinese Spy Balloon Breaks After Using It Only One Time
HELENA, MONTANA-- A mysterious Chinese spy balloon that has been floating up…
Putin Laughs After Biden Mistakenly Sends U.S. Tanks To Russia Instead Of Ukraine
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- In yet another gaffe by the current American president, Joe…
Biden Volunteers To Search For More Classified Documents By Patting Down All Young Women
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to cooperate with federal authorities in the ongoing…
Police Arrest Gas Stove For Attempting To Suffocate Its Roommate
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Another dangerous gas stove was taken off the streets…
Biden Awards Presidential Citizens Medal To Hannibal Lecter For Reducing Climate Change By Eating People
WASHINGTON-- As a way to honor regular American citizens who have contributed…
Biden Travels To Southern Border To Prove Everything’s Fine
EL PASO, TEXAS-- After two years, Joe Biden has finally traveled down…
Biden Shows His Stamina On New Year’s Eve By Licking Ice Cream Cone Four Times Before Passing Out By 5 PM
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden has proved the naysayers wrong once again after…
Biden Polls Americans Asking If He Should Step Down As President
WASHINGTON-- It appears that Joe Biden will remain as President of the…
White House Swears Recent Picture Of Biden With Wife Jill Is Not Photoshopped
WASHINGTON-- A recent photo of Joe Biden walking with his wife Jill…
Genius: Biden Trades State Of California To Putin For Cozy Russian Ushanka Hat
WASHINGTON-- In what some political pundits are calling one of the greatest…
