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Communist China Impressed With US Congress Ban On Free Speech
BEIJING, CHINA-- As news spread of the passing of the Antisemitism Awareness…
FBI Starts Monitoring Christians To Make Sure No One’s Reading The New Testament
U.S.-- As part of the Antisemitism Awareness Act passed by a bipartisan…
Mike Johnson Says He Wasn’t Wearing His Glasses When He Passed Ukraine Bill
WASHINGTON-- After receiving backlash on social media from his constituents for passing…
The Daily Wire Hires Satan To Replace Candace Owens
NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE-- After firing commentator Candace Owens during a very public dispute…
US Senate Passes $95 Billion America Aid Package…No Wait, Never Mind, It’s For Israel And Ukraine Again
WASHINGTON-- American citizens were ecstatic after they heard the news that their…
Israel Says All The Gazan Children They Bombed Were Just Really Small Hamas Midgets
TEL AVIV, ISRAEL-- After receiving international backlash for the bombing of thousands…
John Fetterman Waves North Korean Flag In Support Of Israel
WASHINGTON-- In response to pro-Palestine supporters outside the US Capitol Building, progressive…
Oblivious Biden Brags That Pro-Palestine Protesters At White House Prove He Draws Bigger Crowds Than Trump
WASHINGTON-- While thousands of Palestine supporters protested in front of the White…
Congress Passes $14.3 Billion In Aid For US Border — No Wait, Nevermind, It’s For Israel Again
WASHINGTON--The American people were overjoyed after hearing the good news that their…
Grand Moff Tarkin Claims He Gave People Of Alderaan Two Minutes To Evacuate Before Blowing Up Planet
WORLD-- In order to stop the Rebel Alliance and bring order to…
Nikki Haley Gets ‘I Stand With Israel’ Tattoo On Forehead In Case Anyone Wasn’t Sure Where She Stood
KIAWAH ISLAND, SOUTH CAROLINA-- Not certain if the world knew where her…
