Tag: Fox News

Fox News Promises To Constantly Talk About How They’re Not Going To Talk About Trump

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- The Fox News channel has promised to…

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Fox News Hires Will Smith As Reporter For All Biden Speeches

WASHINGTON-- Fox News Channel has recently hired Will Smith as their White…

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Fly That Landed On Mike Pence’s Head Turns Down Offer To Be His Vice President

WASHINGTON-- Former VP Mike Pence has been in the spotlight lately after…

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Senator Ted Cruz Removes Mask, Reveals He Was Ted Cruz All Along

WASHINGTON- Immediately after calling all the January 6 patriots "terrorists", Senator Ted…

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CNN Jealous Of Fox News’ Draconian Vaccine Mandate For Employees

ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- In an honest statement today, the most trusted name in…

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Anthony Fauci Slams Fox News For Not Exterminating Lara Logan For Comparing Him To Nazi Doctor

WASHINGTON-- An incensed Dr. Anthony Fauci has responded to Lara Logan's claim…

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Chris Cuomo Says He Doesn’t Have A Brother, Only A Sister Who Eerily Resembles Andrew

ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Confused CNN star Chris Cuomo has gone on the offensive…

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Republicans Propose Amendment To Add ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ To US Constitution

WASHINGTON-- Republicans in Congress came out of hiding Wednesday to give Fox…

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Experts Say Closing Down Mainstream Media For 14 Days Will Flatten Curve Of Propaganda

MOBILE, ALABAMA-- As cases of mainstream media propaganda continue to rise across…

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Fox News Channel Contemplates Reporting Real News As Ratings Plummet

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Fox News Channel released a statement this…

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Fox News Changes Name To CNN 2.0 To Better Reflect New Liberal Format

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Former conservative media outlet Fox News is…

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Biden’s Body Double Quits, Says He Got Tired Of Pretending To Play A Demented, Corrupt Moron

WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden's body double has officially resigned from his job of…

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