Chris Cuomo Says He Doesn’t Have A Brother, Only A Sister Who Eerily Resembles Andrew
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Republicans Propose Amendment To Add ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ To US Constitution
WASHINGTON-- Republicans in Congress came out of hiding Wednesday to give Fox…
Experts Say Closing Down Mainstream Media For 14 Days Will Flatten Curve Of Propaganda
MOBILE, ALABAMA-- As cases of mainstream media propaganda continue to rise across…
Fox News Channel Contemplates Reporting Real News As Ratings Plummet
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Fox News Channel released a statement this…
Fox News Changes Name To CNN 2.0 To Better Reflect New Liberal Format
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Former conservative media outlet Fox News is…
Biden’s Body Double Quits, Says He Got Tired Of Pretending To Play A Demented, Corrupt Moron
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden's body double has officially resigned from his job of…
Trump Gets ‘I Denounce White Supremacy’ Tattoo On Forehead To Satisfy Media’s Question
WASHINGTON-- Donald Trump inked his forehead yesterday with a tattoo of the…
Biden Does Poor Job At Moderating Presidential Debate Between Trump And Chris Wallace
CLEVELAND, OHIO-- The first presidential debate between President Donald Trump and Fox…
Dunkin’ Donuts Giving Away Free Spit-Flavored Coffee To Cops Every Saturday This August
CANTON, MASSACHUSETTS-- What better way for Dunkin' Donuts to show their respect…
Accused Noose In Bubba Wallace Case Suing For Discrimination And Slander
TALLADEGA, ALABAMA-- The garage door pull rope accused of being racist by…
Obama On Recent Allegations: ‘I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Flynn Case’
WASHINGTON-- Former President Barack Obama has denied the recent accusations by the…
Public Health Alert: Americans Should Wear Blindfold And Earplugs If Watching Mainstream News
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Health officials have issued a public health…
