RFK Jr. Apologizes After Released Blackmail Video Shows Him Chugging Bottle Of Seed Oil At Party
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Prime Minister Keir Starmer Bans Bananas After UK Man Slips On Banana Peel
UNITED KINGDOM-- Bananas have been officially banned from the United Kingdom after…
MAHA: RFK Jr. Announces Vaccines Will Now Be Cooked In Beef Tallow
U.S.-- Health and Human Services Secretary RFK Jr. recently announced another win…
Shortage Solved As Hen Egg Production Surges After Shirtless RFK Jr. Pics Placed Inside Chicken Coops
U.S.-- Promises made, promises kept. President Donald Trump has averted yet another…
Now $20 Million In Debt, Desperate Kamala Wondering If That Old McDonald’s Job She Lied About Is Still Available
WASHINGTON-- After spending over a billion dollars to beat Donald Trump and…
Grimace Accuses Kamala Harris Of Groping Him Inside McDonald’s Bathroom 40 Years Ago
U.S.-- A major controversy was reported on Twitter X Thursday involving Democrat…
Angry AOC Vows To Boycott Burger King After Trump’s McDonald’s Visit
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- While millions of people were enjoying former President Donald Trump's…
‘Newsweek’ Nominated For Pulitzer Prize After Discovering Trump Doesn’t Actually Work At McDonald’s
U.S.-- American news magazine Newsweek has recently been nominated for the prestigious…
Kamala Forgets McDonald’s Drive-Thru Order After Her Car’s Portable Teleprompter Shuts Down
WASHINGTON-- There was another awkward teleprompter moment for Vice President Kamala Harris…
Biden Mourns Hurricane Victims By Only Getting One Scoop Of Ice Cream
WASHINGTON-- While multiple states are still suffering from the deadly effects of…
Biden Drops Out Of Race After Democrats Offer Him Extra Scoop Of Ice Cream
WASHINGTON-- After a back and forth negotiation between Joe Biden and members…
Hillary Clinton Breaks Out The Hot Sauce And Her Best Southern Accent For Juneteenth Holiday
CHAPPAQUA, NEW YORK-- Former Secretary of State and two-time failed presidential candidate…
