Now $20 Million In Debt, Desperate Kamala Wondering If That Old McDonald’s Job She Lied About Is Still Available
WASHINGTON-- After spending over a billion dollars to beat Donald Trump and…
Angry AOC Vows To Boycott Burger King After Trump’s McDonald’s Visit
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- While millions of people were enjoying former President Donald Trump's…
‘Newsweek’ Nominated For Pulitzer Prize After Discovering Trump Doesn’t Actually Work At McDonald’s
U.S.-- American news magazine Newsweek has recently been nominated for the prestigious…
Kamala Forgets McDonald’s Drive-Thru Order After Her Car’s Portable Teleprompter Shuts Down
WASHINGTON-- There was another awkward teleprompter moment for Vice President Kamala Harris…
Biden Mourns Hurricane Victims By Only Getting One Scoop Of Ice Cream
WASHINGTON-- While multiple states are still suffering from the deadly effects of…
Biden Drops Out Of Race After Democrats Offer Him Extra Scoop Of Ice Cream
WASHINGTON-- After a back and forth negotiation between Joe Biden and members…
Hillary Clinton Breaks Out The Hot Sauce And Her Best Southern Accent For Juneteenth Holiday
CHAPPAQUA, NEW YORK-- Former Secretary of State and two-time failed presidential candidate…
Obama Drone Strikes Pizza Delivery Guy After Being Late With His Order
MARTHA'S VINEYARD-- After not receiving his pizza within the promised thirty minute…
Trump Offers Bill Barr Bucket Of Fried Chicken To Retract Presidential Endorsement
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- After hearing corrupt Bill Barr on a recent Fox…
California Restaurants Under Fire For Not Hiring Enough Trans Robot Workers
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- After numerous fast food chains replaced human workers with robots…
Biden Promises To Make Up To East Palestine, Ohio By Making Donation To Ukraine In Their Name
WASHINGTON-- After waiting almost a year and half to finally visit East…
Chris Christie Drops Out Of Presidential Race After Getting Hungry
U.S.-- Former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has officially dropped out of…
