Tag: Food

Now $20 Million In Debt, Desperate Kamala Wondering If That Old McDonald’s Job She Lied About Is Still Available

WASHINGTON-- After spending over a billion dollars to beat Donald Trump and…

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Angry AOC Vows To Boycott Burger King After Trump’s McDonald’s Visit

PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- While millions of people were enjoying former President Donald Trump's…

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‘Newsweek’ Nominated For Pulitzer Prize After Discovering Trump Doesn’t Actually Work At McDonald’s

U.S.-- American news magazine Newsweek has recently been nominated for the prestigious…

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Kamala Forgets McDonald’s Drive-Thru Order After Her Car’s Portable Teleprompter Shuts Down

WASHINGTON-- There was another awkward teleprompter moment for Vice President Kamala Harris…

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Biden Mourns Hurricane Victims By Only Getting One Scoop Of Ice Cream

WASHINGTON-- While multiple states are still suffering from the deadly effects of…

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Biden Drops Out Of Race After Democrats Offer Him Extra Scoop Of Ice Cream

WASHINGTON-- After a back and forth negotiation between Joe Biden and members…

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Hillary Clinton Breaks Out The Hot Sauce And Her Best Southern Accent For Juneteenth Holiday

CHAPPAQUA, NEW YORK-- Former Secretary of State and two-time failed presidential candidate…

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Obama Drone Strikes Pizza Delivery Guy After Being Late With His Order

MARTHA'S VINEYARD-- After not receiving his pizza within the promised thirty minute…

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Trump Offers Bill Barr Bucket Of Fried Chicken To Retract Presidential Endorsement

PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- After hearing corrupt Bill Barr on a recent Fox…

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California Restaurants Under Fire For Not Hiring Enough Trans Robot Workers

SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- After numerous fast food chains replaced human workers with robots…

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Biden Promises To Make Up To East Palestine, Ohio By Making Donation To Ukraine In Their Name

WASHINGTON-- After waiting almost a year and half to finally visit East…

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Chris Christie Drops Out Of Presidential Race After Getting Hungry

U.S.-- Former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has officially dropped out of…

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