Tag: Food

RFK Jr. Apologizes After Released Blackmail Video Shows Him Chugging Bottle Of Seed Oil At Party

U.S.-- RFK Jr. has been embroiled in yet another controversy after a…

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Prime Minister Keir Starmer Bans Bananas After UK Man Slips On Banana Peel

UNITED KINGDOM-- Bananas have been officially banned from the United Kingdom after…

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MAHA: RFK Jr. Announces Vaccines Will Now Be Cooked In Beef Tallow

U.S.-- Health and Human Services Secretary RFK Jr. recently announced another win…

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Shortage Solved As Hen Egg Production Surges After Shirtless RFK Jr. Pics Placed Inside Chicken Coops

U.S.-- Promises made, promises kept. President Donald Trump has averted yet another…

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Now $20 Million In Debt, Desperate Kamala Wondering If That Old McDonald’s Job She Lied About Is Still Available

WASHINGTON-- After spending over a billion dollars to beat Donald Trump and…

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Grimace Accuses Kamala Harris Of Groping Him Inside McDonald’s Bathroom 40 Years Ago

U.S.-- A major controversy was reported on Twitter X Thursday involving Democrat…

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Angry AOC Vows To Boycott Burger King After Trump’s McDonald’s Visit

PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- While millions of people were enjoying former President Donald Trump's…

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‘Newsweek’ Nominated For Pulitzer Prize After Discovering Trump Doesn’t Actually Work At McDonald’s

U.S.-- American news magazine Newsweek has recently been nominated for the prestigious…

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Kamala Forgets McDonald’s Drive-Thru Order After Her Car’s Portable Teleprompter Shuts Down

WASHINGTON-- There was another awkward teleprompter moment for Vice President Kamala Harris…

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Biden Mourns Hurricane Victims By Only Getting One Scoop Of Ice Cream

WASHINGTON-- While multiple states are still suffering from the deadly effects of…

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Biden Drops Out Of Race After Democrats Offer Him Extra Scoop Of Ice Cream

WASHINGTON-- After a back and forth negotiation between Joe Biden and members…

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Hillary Clinton Breaks Out The Hot Sauce And Her Best Southern Accent For Juneteenth Holiday

CHAPPAQUA, NEW YORK-- Former Secretary of State and two-time failed presidential candidate…

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