FBI Charges Thanksgiving Turkey After Spotting The Wild Bird At January 6 Capitol Riot
WASHINGTON-- The FBI arrested and charged a Thanksgiving turkey this week for…
Biden Mandates White House Staff Must Tattoo Their Names On Foreheads So He Won’t Forget Who They Are
WASHINGTON-- What's in a name? That's the question Joe Biden has been…
FBI Agents Bravely Stop Domestic Terrorist Parent From Putting Apple Into Child’s School Lunch Bag
BOULDER, COLORADO-- Brave FBI agents arrested a Boulder woman this morning after…
Wanted: Nancy Pelosi Calls In FBI After Several Mice Seen Running Into Capitol Building
WASHINGTON-- The FBI is searching for five mice wanted for storming the…
FBI Finally Issues Arrest Warrant After 2 Million Years Of Investigation For Caveman Accused Of Rigging World’s First Presidential Election
RISING FAWN, GEORGIA-- The FBI issued an arrest warrant for a caveman…
James Comey Says He’s Completely Innocent After Thoroughly Investigating Himself
WASHINGTON-- Former FBI director James Comey has recently released a full report…
Queen Elizabeth Says Son Prince Andrew’s ‘A Good Boy,’ Had Nothing To Do With Epstein Crimes
LONDON, ENGLAND-- The Queen of the United Kingdom recently came out of…
Squirrel Who Witnessed Jeffrey Epstein Suicide Found Dead From Apparent Suicide
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- An Eastern gray squirrel who witnessed jailed multimillionaire and…
Breaking News: Leaker Finally Found Inside White House
WASHINGTON-- It took investigators less than two weeks to finally locate the…
With Thanksgiving Looming, Band Of Rogue Turkeys Killing Farmers
JACKSTONE, PENNSYLVANIA-- Farmers across the United States are being warned by government…
Police Brace For Pumpkin-Related Crime Wave This Halloween
FERNWOOD, UTAH-- Last Halloween, a group of pumpkins terrorized children and parents…
Moron Calls Another Moron A Moron, Says Moron
SYRACUSE, NEW YORK-- Three morons tied up traffic today in the middle of…
