Tag: FBI

FBI Not Happy After Being Told To Start Investigating Real Criminals Instead Of Political Opponents

WASHINGTON-- Agents at the FBI have been in an uproar after President…

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Gavin Newsom Wanted For Impersonating A Governor

SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- The newly reformed Trump-era FBI has recently been trying to…

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Grieving FBI Agents Kneel In Remembrance Of Deceased New Orleans Terrorist

NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA-- It was a somber moment for agents at the…

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FBI Goes Undercover As Ghosts To Stop Illegal Ghost Car Operation

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- With ghost car crimes becoming more prevalent…

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FBI Monitoring Any Americans Who Refused To Watch Olympics Opening Pride Ceremony

U.S.-- Millions of Americans are now being monitored by the FBI after…

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Nationwide FBI Manhunt Underway To Find Pigeon That Pooped On Street Pride Mural

U.S.-- Federal authorities are warning Americans of a dangerous criminal currently on…

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FBI Starts Monitoring Christians To Make Sure No One’s Reading The New Testament

U.S.-- As part of the Antisemitism Awareness Act passed by a bipartisan…

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FBI Arrests Squirrel That Wandered Haplessly Near Capitol Building On January 6

WASHINGTON-- Brave FBI agents are being heralded as heroes for arresting a…

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Disney’s Mickey Mouse Under Fire After Photo Surfaces Of Mouse On Epstein Island

ORLANDO, FLORIDA-- After getting boycotted due to pulling all their advertisements from…

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FBI Locates F-35 In Five Minutes After They Receive Tip Jet Was At Capitol On January 6

SUMTER, SOUTH CAROLINA-- The elusive F-35 jet that suddenly went missing today…

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Liberty Safe Blowout Sale: Buy A Safe And Get Your Very Own FBI Agent For Free

PAYSON, UTAH-- A major sale is currently underway at popular gun safe…

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