Grieving FBI Agents Kneel In Remembrance Of Deceased New Orleans Terrorist
NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA-- It was a somber moment for agents at the…
FBI Closes Case On New Orleans Terrorist Attack After Not Finding Any Little, Old MAGA Grandmoms Waving American Flags To Arrest
NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA-- The FBI has announced early this morning that the…
FBI Goes Undercover As Ghosts To Stop Illegal Ghost Car Operation
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- With ghost car crimes becoming more prevalent…
FBI Monitoring Any Americans Who Refused To Watch Olympics Opening Pride Ceremony
U.S.-- Millions of Americans are now being monitored by the FBI after…
Nationwide FBI Manhunt Underway To Find Pigeon That Pooped On Street Pride Mural
U.S.-- Federal authorities are warning Americans of a dangerous criminal currently on…
FBI Starts Monitoring Christians To Make Sure No One’s Reading The New Testament
U.S.-- As part of the Antisemitism Awareness Act passed by a bipartisan…
FBI Arrests Squirrel That Wandered Haplessly Near Capitol Building On January 6
WASHINGTON-- Brave FBI agents are being heralded as heroes for arresting a…
Disney’s Mickey Mouse Under Fire After Photo Surfaces Of Mouse On Epstein Island
ORLANDO, FLORIDA-- After getting boycotted due to pulling all their advertisements from…
FBI Locates F-35 In Five Minutes After They Receive Tip Jet Was At Capitol On January 6
SUMTER, SOUTH CAROLINA-- The elusive F-35 jet that suddenly went missing today…
Liberty Safe Blowout Sale: Buy A Safe And Get Your Very Own FBI Agent For Free
PAYSON, UTAH-- A major sale is currently underway at popular gun safe…
FBI Raids Bird Nest Then Shoots Pigeon That Pooped On Biden’s Shoulder
WASHINGTON-- A dangerous domestic terrorist pigeon that attacked Joe Biden by pooping…
Congress Passes Bill To Place FBI Agents Into Every American’s Home
WASHINGTON-- The US Congress has officially passed a bipartisan bill that would…
