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James Comey Says He’s Completely Innocent After Thoroughly Investigating Himself
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Corn Dog Joins 2020 Democratic Field For President
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Thanksgiving Turkey Pardoned By Trump Gets Loose Inside White House
WASHINGTON-- This year President Donald Trump spared two lucky turkeys for the…
You’re Fired! Chick-Fil-A No Longer Hiring Christian Chickens
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Eric Swalwell’s Fart Identified As Whistleblower After Testifying Before Congress
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Nancy Pelosi’s Trump-Inspired Book ‘The Fart Of The Deal’ Trending #1 On Amazon
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AOC Backs Out Of Debate With Conan Military Dog After Getting KO’d On Twitter By Hero Canine
WASHINGTON-- Twitter has been ablaze with laughter lately as Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez…
Tie-Gate: CNN Devotes Three Hour Show To Investigate Trump’s Crooked Tie Connection
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- A major controversy regarding Donald Trump and his crooked tie…
