Trump Saves America Once Again By Defeating Yet Another Evil, Cackling Woman
U.S.-- Donald Trump has won the 2024 presidential election and has once…
Democrats Panic After Trump Promises To Release ‘Peanut The Squirrel Files’ If Elected
U.S.-- Republican candidate Donald Trump made a major announcement during a rally…
Excited Kamala Sets Alarm For 2:55 AM So She Can Watch The 3 AM Democrat Ballot Dumps In Real Time
WASHINGTON-- Election Day is almost here, and a very confident Kamala Harris…
White House Clarifies Biden’s Offensive ‘Garbage’ Gaffe, Says He Meant To Call Trump Supporters ‘Trash’ Instead
WASHINGTON-- The White House was scrambling in a panic after a recent…
AOC Recounts All The Times She Died At Trump’s New York Rally
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- It was a somber moment on MSNBC's…
Angry AOC Vows To Boycott Burger King After Trump’s McDonald’s Visit
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- While millions of people were enjoying former President Donald Trump's…
‘Newsweek’ Nominated For Pulitzer Prize After Discovering Trump Doesn’t Actually Work At McDonald’s
U.S.-- American news magazine Newsweek has recently been nominated for the prestigious…
Trump Snags Coveted ‘White Dudes For Harris Wives’ Boyfriends For Trump’ Group
U.S.-- As Donald Trump's popularity continues to increase, more and more groups…
Tim Walz Endorses Trump After Watching Kamala’s Disastrous Fox News Interview
U.S.-- After watching Kamala Harris' horrendous Fox News interview, Minnesota Governor and…
Support For Trump Surges After ‘The View’ Hosts Worry He Will Cancel Their Show If He’s Elected
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- The latest polls have shown a dramatic…
‘We Can Do Starbucks While We’re Getting Nuked,’ Says Oblivious Woman Voting For Kamala
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- While sitting inside of a Starbucks drinking soy lattes,…
Secret Service Agents Didn’t See Trump Gunman Because Golf Course Was Too Sloped
WEST PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- After another failed assassination attempt on Donald Trump…
