Dream Big: Former McDonald’s Fry Cook, Garbage Man Named TIME’s ‘Person Of The Year’
U.S.-- America is known as the land of opportunity, and one former…
Trump Installs Dog Door On Front Of Mar-A-Lago Entrance For Whenever Trudeau Visits
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- In anticipation for whenever Justin Trudeau comes to the…
Smitten Jill Biden Starting To Think Maybe She Should’ve Been Trump’s Babysitter Instead
PARIS, FRANCE-- Anonymous inside sources are saying that First Lady Jill Biden…
‘Pete Hegseth’s Former Alcoholism Might Be A Problem,’ Says Nancy Pelosi After Finishing Off A Bottle Of Vodka
WASHINGTON-- Donald Trump's pick for Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has continued to…
4D Chess: Trudeau Outmaneuvers Trump By Putting Tariffs On Canadian Exports First
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In a surprise move meant to beat Donald Trump at…
Trump’s Border Czar Tom Homan Makes First Arrest After Illegal Alien Crosses Canadian Border Into US
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- Even though Donald Trump hasn't even been sworn into…
Excited Biden Picks Out Favorite Diaper He Plans On Wearing To Trump’s Inauguration
WILMINGTON, DELAWARE-- In less than two months Donald Trump will be sworn…
Playing Hardball: Trump Issues Threat To Impose 25% Tariff On Santa Claus Unless He Brings Manufacturing To US
U.S.-- In an effort to bring more jobs back to the United…
Jimmy Kimmel Starts Practicing His Next Four Years Of ‘Trump’s Going To Prison’ Opening Monologues
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- In preparation for the upcoming Donald Trump administration, late night…
Congress Reassures Americans They Will Do Everything In Their Power To Ignore The Will Of The People
WASHINGTON-- With President-Elect Donald Trump set to take office in January, members…
Whoopi Goldberg Claims Two Muscular Men Dumped Raw Milk On Her And Yelled ‘This Is MAHA Country’
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- The View host Whoopi Goldberg made a…
Touching: Biden Invites Trump To White House To Give Him Back Melania’s Bra And Panties FBI Stole During Mar-A-Lago Raid
WASHINGTON-- In a heartwarming moment that will forever be immortalized, President Joe…
