Lizard Person Chuck Schumer Tries Connecting With The Humans By Eating Rare Burger On Father’s Day
BROOKLYN, NEW YORK-- In an effort to try and show that he's…
AOC Trips And Falls After Colleague Says She Can’t Walk And Chew Gum At Same Time
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to prove one of her male Republican colleagues…
Grieving Democrats Hold Vigil For Iran’s Fallen Austere Scholar President Ebrahim Raisi
WASHINGTON-- Mourning Democrat politicians held a candlelight vigil this morning for their…
‘The Real Housewives Of Washington, DC’ Off To Explosive Start
WASHINGTON-- An all-new episode of The Real Housewives of Washington, DC went…
Democrats Vote To Allow People Who Identify As They/Them To Vote Multiple Times
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to be as inclusive as possible and not…
San Francisco Thieves Steal Adam Schiff’s Suit While He’s Still Wearing It
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- While giving a speech touting how crime is down…
Biden And AOC Tackle Age-Old Climate Change Question Of Whether A Bear Really Does Crap In The Woods
TRIANGLE, VIRGINIA-- During an Earth Day event at Prince William Forest Park,…
April 20 Capitol Insurrection Was Literally Worse Than 911 And World War 2 Combined
WASHINGTON-- One of the worst events in history happened on April 20…
Biden Appoints Illegal Alien Pedro As New US Border Czar
WASHINGTON-- In response to the Republicans' criticism of the horrible job VP…
Democrat New York Governor Ends ‘Homeowners’ Rights’ In Response To DeSantis Stopping ‘Squatters’ Rights’
ALBANY, NEW YORK-- Angry at Republican Ron DeSantis for defending the rights…
Kamala Harris On Not Understanding Puerto Rican Protesters: ‘I Don’t Speak French’
SAN JUAN, PUERTO RICO-- After stupidly dancing and clapping along to a group…
NBC Hires Former RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel To Give Network More Liberal Viewpoint
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- In a move that has surprised no…
