Fox News Changes Name To CNN 2.0 To Better Reflect New Liberal Format
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Former conservative media outlet Fox News is…
50 Cent Retracts Support For Trump After Joe Biden Reminds Him He Ain’t Black
HOLLYWOOD-- Famous rapper 50 Cent has formally reversed his support for President…
Democrats: ‘Russians Hacked Biden’s Brain To Make Him Appear Too Senile To Win Election’
WASHINGTON-- Democrats in Congress have officially debunked the conspiracy theory that Democratic…
Joe Biden: ‘Voters Don’t Deserve To Know Whether I’m Running For President Or Senator’
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA-- Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden said voters "don't deserve…
Democrats Use Ouija Board To Communicate With Ginsburg’s Spirit To Prove Her Dying Wish
WASHINGTON-- Persistent Democrats have finally proven that Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader…
Joe Biden Promises Free Vintage Rotary Phones For All If Elected President
WASHINGTON-- Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden said that if he is elected…
CNN: Millions Of People Cured Of Cancer After Listening To Obama’s Divine Democratic Convention Speech
MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN-- Barack Obama gave one of the most riveting speeches in…
Build Black Better: Joe Biden Offers Free Crack To First 500 Blacks Who Vote For Him
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden returned to CBS News on Friday to force…
Protesters Hit The Streets After White Goose Attacks Black Crow
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-- Hundreds of protesters took to the streets today after news…
Thousands Of Rioters Hired After Democrats Deem Them Essential Workers
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Thousands of beneficial rioters have been hired…
House Democrats Pass Bill To Vote By Singing Telegram
WASHINGTON-- House Democrats have passed a bill on Tuesday that would allow…
Obama Follows Up First Cryptic Tweet With Another Puzzling One Word Twitter Message: ‘Goat’
WASHINGTON-- Former President Barack Obama followed up his cryptic "Vote." tweet this…
