Tag: Crap

Pope Francis Performs Exorcism On Vatican Bathroom After Biden Pooping Incident

VATICAN CITY-- In an effort to rid the Vatican of a disgusting…

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White House Confirms Biden Will Dress Up In Costume And Pretend He’s President This Halloween

WASHINGTON-- Relieved that he can finally tell people he's the legitimate commander-in-chief,…

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Thousands Of Dogs Crap On Dr. Fauci’s Lawn In Solidarity After Hearing About His Canine Testing Experiments

WASHINGTON, D.C.-- Immediately after hearing the upsetting news that their canine brothers…

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At 189 Years Old, Nancy Pelosi Says She’s Almost Ready To Retire From Political Office…Almost

WASHINGTON-- Former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi reaffirmed a promise she…

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Heroic: Roll of Toilet Paper Comes Out As Paper Towel, Proves It Has More Uses Than For Just Wiping

FLINT, MICHIGAN-- A toilet paper roll from Michigan is being heralded as…

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Joe Biden Discusses Possible Cabinet Roles For His Bathroom Toiletries And Linens

WILMINGTON, DELAWARE-- Former Vice President Joe Biden has finally opened up about…

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Donald Trump Fires Back With Painting Of Himself Scrubbing Jim Carrey Out Of Toilet

WASHINGTON-- President and mega-troll Donald Trump has unleashed his comedic side with…

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Justin Trudeau’s New Military Program Uses Canada Geese As Weapons

OTTAWA, CANADA-- Throughout Canada's history, the brave people of the Canadian Army…

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‘Kingdom Sharts 3’ Update: Free DLC Reveal, New Board Game Coming

TOKYO, JAPAN--ย Spare Enix's Kingdom Sharts series has splattered all over the place…

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New Research Says Most Dogs Would Prefer Pooping On Their Own Lawns, Not Neighbor’s Lawns

BRONX, NEW YORK-- Shocking research that's just been released has left many…

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Top 6 Must Wear Costume Masks This Halloween (6 Photos)

BERKELEY, CALIFORNIA-- Want to set yourself apart this Halloween and rack up…

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Doctors Confirm: Having A Bowel Movement Can Kill You!

DOVER, DELAWARE-- Hold it in! Medical professionals from the Dover Fecal Matter…

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