United States Votes To Change National Bird To Seagull
WASHINGTON-- Americans recently voted to get rid of the bald eagle as…
This Year’s Fourth of July To Be Moved To The Fifth
WASHINGTON-- Government officials have made a daring move by changing this year's…
White House Puts On Musical, Prepares For Broadway Debut
WASHINGTON-- A long-awaited musical being put on by the White House is making…
4 Out Of 5 Mules Say Jackass Is A Derogatory Term
MULESHOE, TEXAS-- A group of mules is leading a campaign to try…
Breathing Deemed Bad For The Environment, Says EPA
WASHINGTON-- The United States Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) just released a statement…
U.S. Government’s New Open Door Policy Is Causing Mass Confusion
WASHINGTON-- A new bill was passed unanimously by both Republican and Democrat…
Top 4 Things People Don’t Know About President Obama (5 Photos)
4. Obama can make his nose disappear at will. On several occasions,…
Obama Wears Flip-flops To Meeting, Starts Trend Among World Leaders
WASHINGTON-- President Obama has turned the political world upside down after wearing flip-flops…
Fecal Matters, Says Defecation Rights Group
SMELTIT, GEORGIA-- A fecal rights group out of Smeltit has filed a lawsuit against Congress…
Obama Orders Anti-Anti Gun Law
WASHINGTON-- Flexing his executive muscles once again by writing his 5,123rd executive…
Congress Passes Toilet Paper Recycle Bill
WASHINGTON-- On Friday, the U.S. Congress passed the biggest and most controversial…
