Tag: Chuck Schumer

Democrats Warn Trump, DOGE It’s Unconstitutional To Stop Their USAID Money Laundering Schemes

WASHINGTON-- Angry Democrats took to the streets to protest President Donald Trump…

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Chuck Schumer Says January 6 Was Worse Than The Day His Aunt Edna Burnt His Potato Latkes

WASHINGTON-- In an effort to drive home to the American people just…

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Chuck Schumer Says His Mother’s Sister’s Neighbor’s Son’s Mailman’s Mechanic’s Dentist’s Patient Was Targeted On January 6

WASHINGTON-- New York Senator Chuck Schumer was the latest grieving Democrat politician…

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Democrats Replace Themselves With Cardboard Cutouts To Boycott Hearing, Actually Get More Done

WASHINGTON-- Senate Democrats refused to show up at the Judiciary Committee hearing…

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Democrats Use Ouija Board To Communicate With Ginsburg’s Spirit To Prove Her Dying Wish

WASHINGTON-- Persistent Democrats have finally proven that Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader…

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Thousands Of Rioters Hired After Democrats Deem Them Essential Workers

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Thousands of beneficial rioters have been hired…

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Nancy Pelosi Apologizes To Trump After Eating Snickers Bar: ‘I Was Hungry And Wasn’t Myself’

WASHINGTON-- House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has apologized to President Donald Trump for…

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Establishment Democrats Hold Their Breath After Trump Says Breathing Good For Health

WASHINGTON-- Corporate Democrats are urging everyone to start holding their breath after…

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Frantic Democrats Accidentally Get Locked Out Of Their Own Closed-Door Impeachment Hearings

WASHINGTON-- An intense closed-door testimony this morning became even more disjointed after…

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Be My Valentine: Nancy Pelosi’s Love Letter To Trump To Avert Another Shutdown

WASHINGTON--Β In a last ditch effort to avoid another lengthy partial government shutdown,…

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