Joe Biden To Hold Upcoming Presidential Inauguration In Beijing, China
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden announced on Thursday that his presidential inauguration in Washington,…
Eric Swalwell’s Chinese Ex-Girlfriend Breaks Silence On Former Relationship: ‘I Was Tired Of His Farts’
WASHINGTON-- Chinese spy Christine Fang broke up with her American boyfriend Eric…
China’s President Xi Praises RINO Republicans For Being Even Bigger Traitors To US Than Democrats
BEIJING, CHINA-- Communist dictator President XI Jinping has gone on record commending…
Clever Chinese Spies Disguise Themselves As Democrats To Openly Steal Secrets For China
HOUSTON, TEXAS-- Chinese agents have had to get more creative after President…
Asian Murder Hornet Arrested For Homicide After Dispute With Bee Neighbor
VENICE, CALIFORNIA-- A newly arrived foreign insect known as the "murder hornet"…
China Creates New And Improved COVID-20, Promises This Virus Won’t Fall Apart After One Use
BEIJING, CHINA-- Beijing is offering a brand-new and upgraded COVID-20 virus for…
Report: Donald Trump Has Personal Stake In The United States
WASHINGTON-- President Donald Trump reportedly has a personal stake in the United…
Nancy Pelosi Apologizes To Trump After Eating Snickers Bar: ‘I Was Hungry And Wasn’t Myself’
WASHINGTON-- House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has apologized to President Donald Trump for…
China’s President Xi Appoints Coronavirus As Ambassador To The United States
BEIJING, CHINA-- President of the People's Republic of China Xi Jinping announced…
As Coronavirus Spreads, Biden Says Trump ‘Worst Possible Person’ To Keep America’s Bars Safe
WASHINGTON-- As China continues sending the world their best, Joe Biden lashed…
Millions Of Beer Drinkers Panic As Corona Virus Spreads
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Health officials for the Centers for Disease Control and Alcohol…
Rashida Tlaib Blames Late Chinese Food Delivery On White Supremacy
DETROIT, MICHIGAN-- Democratic Representative Rashida Tlaib blamed "white supremacy" for Chinese food…