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Meghan Markle Leaves Prince Harry For South Park Harry
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Big Bird Arrested For Peddling Medical Misinformation
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- Beloved Sesame Street character Big Bird was arrested this…
Winnie The Pooh Has Eeyore Mysteriously Removed From Hundred Acre Wood Event
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Democrats Hire Officer Barbrady From South Park To Yell ‘Nothing To See Here’ At Rigged Polling Stations
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Sesame Street Executes White Male Muppet To Prove They’re Not Racist
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- After receiving major backlash for one of their Muppet…
January 6 Committee Subpoenas Bart Simpson To Testify Against Donald Trump
WASHINGTON-- Famous cartoon character Bart Simpson was the latest witness called in…
Klaus Schwab Lets Everyone In On A Little Secret
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Leftists Combatting Meme Makers In A Country Of Alternative Facts
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Ice Agents Arrest Speedy Gonzales Near US-Mexico Border
EL PASO, TEXAS-- Famous celebrity cartoon actor Speedy Gonzales was arrested on…
China President Xi Jinping Voted People’s Republic Of China Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive
BEIJING, CHINA-- Chinese politician and leader of the world's greatest country Xi…
Pepé Le Pew Faces Multiple Sexual Assault Charges
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