Canada’s Trudeau Bans Baseball Bats After Rise In Knife Crimes
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Due to the massive spike of knife crimes in Canada,…
Justin Trudeau Begins Taking Public Speaking Lessons From VP Kamala Harris
OTTAWA, CANADA-- After giving an embarrassing speech recently where he flubbed his…
Justin Trudeau Bans Farting To Help Combat Climate Change
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In a major push to combat Canada's drastic climate change…
Putin Arrests Peaceful Protesters And Freezes Their Bank Accounts, No Wait, That Was Trudeau
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- President Vladimir Putin has recently been accused of using his…
Biden Outsmarts U.S. Trucker Convoy By Using Chris Christie And Stacey Abrams To Block Washington, DC
WASHINGTON-- After learning about the US trucker convoy headed for Washington, DC,…
Justin Trudeau Hires Imperial Stormtroopers To Help Bring Order To The Galaxy
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In a last ditch effort to restore order to the…
Trudeau Nominates Canadian Mountie Who Trampled Elderly Woman With Horse For Medal Of Bravery
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was ecstatic after hearing the news…
Offended By Elon’s Tweet, Trudeau Says He’s More Like Castro Than Hitler
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Moments after Elon Musk posted a tweet comparing Justin Trudeau…
Desperate Trudeau Begs Truckers To Start Delivering Again After He Runs Out Of Makeup
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Frantic and crying uncontrollably, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau gave an…
Justin Trudeau Kneels With Canadian Truckers After They Disguise Themselves As BLM
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has finally met with the truckers…
Biden Finally Addresses Border Crisis By Building Wall Around Canada
WASHINGTON-- With the large influx of Canadians seeking refuge into America to…
State Of Emergency Announced After Ontario Premier Doug Ford Gets Stuck In Doorway Of Home
ONTARIO, CANADA-- A serious state of emergency was declared this morning after…
