Canadian Wildfires Started After Justin Trudeau’s Fake Eyebrows Caught On Fire
QUEBEC, CANADA-- As the wildfires in Canada continue to spread, arson experts…
Canada’s Trudeau Makes Horse Trampling Mandatory Part Of Police Training
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As a way to better equip Canadian police officers to…
Mysterious UFO Balloon Dies Suddenly After Canada’s Trudeau Has It Vaccinated
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Media outlets are reporting the sad news out of Canada…
Christmas Cancelled After Justin Trudeau Has Santa Claus Euthanized
OTTAWA, CANADA-- This year's Christmas has been officially cancelled after Canadian Prime…
Canadian Restaurants Offering Free Fries For Proof Of Euthanasia
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In an effort to get as many Canadians euthanized as…
Canada’s Trudeau Bans Baseball Bats After Rise In Knife Crimes
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Due to the massive spike of knife crimes in Canada,…
Justin Trudeau Begins Taking Public Speaking Lessons From VP Kamala Harris
OTTAWA, CANADA-- After giving an embarrassing speech recently where he flubbed his…
Justin Trudeau Bans Farting To Help Combat Climate Change
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In a major push to combat Canada's drastic climate change…
Putin Arrests Peaceful Protesters And Freezes Their Bank Accounts, No Wait, That Was Trudeau
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- President Vladimir Putin has recently been accused of using his…
Biden Outsmarts U.S. Trucker Convoy By Using Chris Christie And Stacey Abrams To Block Washington, DC
WASHINGTON-- After learning about the US trucker convoy headed for Washington, DC,…
Justin Trudeau Hires Imperial Stormtroopers To Help Bring Order To The Galaxy
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In a last ditch effort to restore order to the…
Trudeau Nominates Canadian Mountie Who Trampled Elderly Woman With Horse For Medal Of Bravery
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was ecstatic after hearing the news…
