FBI Raids Bird Nest Then Shoots Pigeon That Pooped On Biden’s Shoulder
WASHINGTON-- A dangerous domestic terrorist pigeon that attacked Joe Biden by pooping…
Scary Shark Seen Leaving Scene Of Crime At Obama’s Martha’s Vineyard Home
MARTHA'S VINEYARD-- A new break in the case of the man who…
Canadian Wildfires Started After Justin Trudeau’s Fake Eyebrows Caught On Fire
QUEBEC, CANADA-- As the wildfires in Canada continue to spread, arson experts…
In Push For Diversity, Chick-Fil-A Will Now Serve Black Chickens
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Striving to be more diverse and equitable, the Chairman of…
Trophy Hunter Refuses To Shoot Rhino After It Reminds Him Of His Mother
KENYA, AFRICA-- In a touching story out of Africa, a trophy hunter…
Dr. Phil: Bashful Snake Refuses To Shed Its Skin In Front Of Its Peers
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- A shy snake has made the news this week after…
CNN: Chickens Of Color Are Underrepresented On Chicken Farms, Report Finds
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- According to a breaking news report out of the world's…
Biden Pardons Two Thanksgiving Turkeys In Celebration Of Easter
WASHINGTON-- In celebration of this year's Easter holiday, Joe Biden has performed…
In Honor Of Biden’s Visit To Canada, Trudeau Has Mounties Trample Dozens Of Protesters
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As a way to show his respect and appreciation for…
Upcoming ‘Cocaine Bear’ Sequel Has The Bear Seeking Drug Addiction Treatment
HOLLYWOOD-- Due to the massive popularity of the first Cocaine Bear movie,…
Kit Kat Features World’s First Trans Species In Ad For International Women’s Day
HERSHEY, PENNSYLVANIA-- In celebration of International Women's Day, famous chocolate candy Kit…
Seagull Mocked By Friends For Claiming Chinese Restaurant Using Them As Food
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- A seagull has been labeled a crazy conspiracy theorist…
