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KIEV, UKRAINE-- According to various sources, Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky was said…
Global Panic After China Releases Video Of People Suddenly Dropping Dead From Tariffs
WUHAN, CHINA-- A worldwide panic has been growing rapidly after the government…
UK’s Keir Starmer Named Pakistan’s Person Of The Year
ISLAMABAD, PAKISTAN-- In recognition of everything he has done for the Pakistani…
Canada’s Mark Carney Shows Off His Cute New Xi Jinping Tramp Stamp Tattoo
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As rumors continue to swirl that Canada's Mark Carney is…
China Places Second Tariff On U.S. After First Tariff Breaks From One Use
BEIJING, CHINA-- It was a slightly embarrassing moment for the government of…
China Threatens To Retaliate Against Trump Tariffs By Halting Bribe Money To U.S. Politicians
BEIJING, CHINA-- Immediately after President Donald Trump raised US tariffs in response…
Family Guy’s Herbert The Pervert Moves To The UK To Join Labour Party
UNITED KINGDOM-- Infamous cartoon pedophile actor Herbert the Pervert announced that he…
‘We’ll Fix Everything If You Vote For Us,’ Says Party That Destroyed Canada
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Keir Starmer Calls For Resignation Of Whoever’s Prime Minister Of UK
UNITED KINGDOM-- As the UK continues to decline and its citizens grow…
Xi Jinping Threatens To Fire Canada’s Mark Carney For Imposing Tariffs On China
BEIJING, CHINA-- Once word reached Beijing that Canadian Prime Minister-elect Mark Carney…
European Leaders Hold Emergency Meeting To Figure Out How To Blame Trump For Europe Knife Attacks
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Denmark Builds LEGO Border Wall Around Greenland To Protect Them From Trump Invasion
GREENLAND-- With President Donald Trump escalating his desire to diplomatically acquire Greenland,…
