Brazilian Scientists Discover New Species In Amazon Rainforest They’ve Now Identified As Bidenus Pedophilelis
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Two Dictators Mourn Freedoms Gained After World Wars
PARIS, FRANCE-- Two world dictators held a vigil in France on Armistice…
Awkward: Kim Jong-un Regifts Missiles Putin Gave Him Last Christmas
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- It was an awkward moment this week in Russia between…
Trudeau Suggests Canadian Churches Convert To Mosques To Stop From Getting Burned Down
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As a way to stop the countless Christian and Catholic…
Zelensky Visits America To Thank All The Young Voters Who’ll Be Drafted If Kamala Wins
U.S.-- As wars around the world continue to escalate drawing the United…
UK’s Keir Starmer Limits Immigrant Stabbing Attacks To No More Than 50 Per Day
LONDON, ENGLAND-- After the large influx of illegal alien stabbing attacks on…
Politician Who’s Already Struggling In Polls Threatens Nuclear War With Russia
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As his poll numbers and favorability among Canadians continue to…
‘White Dudes For Harris’ Adds New Member After Putin Endorses Kamala For President
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- Vice President Kamala Harris has just received yet another major…
Keir Starmer Says He’s Solved UK’s Knife Stabbing Epidemic By Just Giving Immigrants Guns Instead
LONDON, ENGLAND-- After facing immense criticism for his handling of the massive…
‘Building Walls To Reject Migrants Is A Sin,’ Says Pope Francis From Behind A Wall Rejecting Migrants
VATICAN CITY-- From behind a 30-foot high wall and hundreds of armed…
Trudeau Copies Kamala Harris’ Technique By Just Stealing His Opponent’s Ideas
OTTAWA, CANADA-- After watching his poll numbers continue to tank against Conservative…
Mayor Sadiq Khan Fears If Trump’s Elected Britons Will No Longer Get Stabbed In London
LONDON, ENGLAND-- Amid the possibility that Donald Trump could become the next…
