Canada Government Relieved After Hearing Executed Canadian Citizens In China Were Actually Just Euthanized
OTTAWA, CANADA-- After initially being angry at China for executing four Canadian…
Canada’s Liberal Party Unveils New Campaign Slogan: ‘Orange Man Bad’
OTTAWA, CANADA-- After mulling over a few ideas for a new campaign…
Antelope Leader Begins Importing Lions Into Their Herd To Make It More Diverse
AFRICA-- A newly elected leader of an antelope herd has been facing…
Discontented Zelensky Reminisces About The Good Old Days When A Corrupt, Senile U.S. President Would Just Send Him Billions Every Week
KIEV, UKRAINE-- Struggling to make ends meet and not getting the blind…
St. Patrick’s Day Leprechaun Beaten, Robbed After Mistakenly Wandering Into Immigrant No-Go Zone Of Ireland
BALLYHAUNIS, IRELAND-- Authorities have reported that the famous Leprechaun was beaten and…
Canada Prime Minister Urges Liberal Canadian Men To Stockpile Tampons In Preparation For U.S. Tariffs
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Canada's newly unelected Liberal Party Prime Minister Mark Carney sent…
UK To Rename City Of Birmingham To ‘Birminglamb’ To Be More Culturally Sensitive
BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND-- As the immigrant population continues to grow in the United…
Canadian Mounted Police Give Trudeau 21-Horse Trampling Salute On Last Day In Office
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As a way to commemorate the legacy of Justin Trudeau…
Canada Police Begin Raiding Canadians’ Homes To Catch Anyone Hiding ‘Made In The USA’ Products
CANADA-- With the ongoing trade with the United States in full swing,…
Canada Government Responds To Tariffs By Face Swapping All American Actors In Movies With Seth Rogen
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In response to the tariffs levied by United States President…
Ukrainian Soldier Dies Peacefully Knowing A Leftist Virtue Signaling On Social Media Stands With Him
UKRAINE-- It was a vey happy moment on the war-torn battlefield of…
Ukraine Peace Talks In UK Cut Short After Men’s Bathroom Runs Out Of Tampons
LONDON, UK-- A tragic incident happened during the Ukraine peace talks meeting…
