FBI Locates F-35 In Five Minutes After They Receive Tip Jet Was At Capitol On January 6
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Dove Partners With Anheuser-Busch To Promote Limited Edition Bud Light Soap
ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI-- In response to a major boycott from hiring a…
Americans Observe MIA Recognition Day By Paying Tribute To Missing President Biden
U.S.-- Today is MIA Recognition Day and Americans across the country are…
Liberty Safe Blowout Sale: Buy A Safe And Get Your Very Own FBI Agent For Free
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ADL Places Seagull On Anti-Semite List For Pooping On Jewish Man’s Shoulder
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- The Anti-Defamation League (ADL) has placed a seagull…
New Kevin McCarthy Talking Doll Is All Talk And No Action Just Like The Real Thing
U.S.-- A new talking doll is set to be released this Christmas…
Bored Cat Goes On Vacation By Sitting At Different House Window
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Scary Shark Seen Leaving Scene Of Crime At Obama’s Martha’s Vineyard Home
MARTHA'S VINEYARD-- A new break in the case of the man who…
In Support Of American Indians, Ben & Jerry’s Hires Native American Elizabeth Warren As Spokesperson
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Elon Musk Limits Twitter Users To Only Those Whose Names Start With ‘Z’ On Saturdays Between 1:03AM And 2:37AM
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Missing Titanic Submarine Found Inside Chris Christie’s Stomach
ATLANTIC OCEAN-- The frantic search for the OceanGate Titan submarine has been…
In Push For Diversity, Chick-Fil-A Will Now Serve Black Chickens
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Striving to be more diverse and equitable, the Chairman of…
